guava the butt

Jabba the hut's ugly derpy step brother

That guy is such a guava the butt, I wouldn't date him in a million years

by Hanstag November 14, 2016

Sweet cute guava

When you find someone cute and amazing. Can't help but smile and admire them.

Your, my sweet cute guava Jhonathan <3

by Ilovealmondtitties November 17, 2022

50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with guava

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the 50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

Pulling a Guava

To metaphorically fall on one's face; to royally screw up.

Jesus Christ, Ellen! You just pulled a serious guava when you tried to livestream last night! You're queen of pulling a guava!

by Skiivin December 29, 2016

Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.

(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".

by #wordplay September 14, 2017

Guava house

Jacob lives in a Guava house.
Jacob: *lives in a guava house*

I.e *jacob chilling* Miranda: GUAVA HOUSE.

by Euroccu September 24, 2022