A semi-heterosexual male who insists on trying to convince others that he has immense knowledge in various unknown subjects that know one knows. When one such person who has concrete knowledge does appear, he hides back into the guan kiong cave to live in exile with his fellow batu cave bats. Guan Kiong Teh is secretly, the Malaysian batman.
eg. Guan Kiong Teh : Yeah the French here is slightly wrong, it should be this.
Actual person who knows French: Actual, *speaks fluent french* it is perfectly correct.
Guan Kiong Teh : knn smlj
Actual person who knows French: Actual, *speaks fluent french* it is perfectly correct.
Guan Kiong Teh : knn smlj
by Lim "GraffikMonkey" Zhi Hua September 19, 2013
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The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.
This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.
For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.
When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.
Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.
The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.
This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.
For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.
When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.
Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.
by Mannyonthemap0161 December 13, 2017
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GUY 2: Yeah a guan allright, she broke up manin she free!
GUY: What, I must be dreamin
GUY 2: Yeah a guan allright, she broke up manin she free!
GUY: What, I must be dreamin
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