Seymour Guado

Best looking final fantasy villian so far. Sexy half-human, half-guado, complete with gravity-defying blue hair that doubles as handlebars. Hot body too, if I don't say so myself =P

Many people call him evil, as his main goal in the game is to become the next Sin an evil entity and destroy the world, But he is truly just misunderstood.

He wishes to destroy the world to free them all from their pain. This is his twisted but somewhat realistic way of thinking. Death is a release. Quotes include:

"Life is but a passing dream. THe death that follows is eternal"

"Death is a sweet slumber. All the pain of life is gently swept away"

"But there is no salvation for the damned! Rest in peace... In eternal darkness..."

He is unfortunately the most hated out of all the Final Fantasy villians, also. Alot of people dislike him and call him an annoyance as he appears in fights 4 times throughout the game, and others just hate him as a character.

Me? Neither. I love him to bits.

Fangirl #1 Zomg Seymour Guado is a hawtarse!!
Fangirl #2 *squee* OMFG I KNOW!!!! Doncha just wanna touch him!
Fangirl #3 He should get it on with Sephiroth!!

*Fangasm*

by Froggie Guado May 7, 2007

Guanopsychosis

A more sophisticated way of saying bat-shit crazy.

My mother-in-law suffers from guanopsychosis.

by stykzorz August 25, 2013

bat guano crazy

A more polite, euphemistic, SFW way to describe someone who would otherwise be bat shit crazy

- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?

- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!

- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!

by el patron himself October 13, 2010

guano

To go completely bat shit; driven to the brink of insanity.

"Man, if I have to hear Babci's story about how she beat up that guy in the bar in '43 and they rolled out into the street in front of the bus I'm gonna go guano"

by shannonkg June 13, 2007

Guaponese

A different type of lingo spoken by the best.

A G code started by Jose Guapo

SpiNot, Bi-Nack, Gwi-Nop, Qu-Nez, Stri-Nap, Li-Nee The link to the song feat Travis Porter Youtube It !!! Guaponese

by Thri-Nee October 13, 2011

Guak guak 2000

The slang meaning for a loud; or audible blowjob
If you don’t get this you need to get off of urban dictionary now.

Jessica wants to give me the guak guak 2000 tonight

by anonymous December 1, 2021

guano pills

BAT SHIT CRAZY PILLS..

Medication to keep really nutty people sane.

Dude, she forgot to take her guano pills today and has been dancing naked in the front yard.

by geekmetal November 25, 2012