Garded

Garded originates from a Homies discord call that took place during the 2020 pandemic. Garded refers to the disorder that Tremale Merfy has, which causes him to be both gay and r*tarded.

“TJ is better at COD MW2019 than Jon Martin”
“Bro you sound garded”

by Juan Martin September 6, 2021

Gardedaux dow

When you see something unexpected or something unexpected happens, that’s inappropriate.

Gardedaux dow das geht ja mal garnicht
(Gardedaux dow that does not work at all)

by fagilito385 December 23, 2023

OM(F)G-Tarded

An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".

Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????

by Coda_Samardon May 20, 2011