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Chocolate Gauntlet

The chocolate gauntlet is the aisle in a shop which the queue runs through, it is normally stocked with chocolate bars, sweets, condoms and other impulse items. So it is almost impossible to run the chocolate gauntlet without being tempted to buy something.
Steve only went in to buy milk but had to run the chocolate gauntlet, and ended up buying spending all of his beer money.
by pigaloo December 15, 2009
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Grundle

A whole shit pot full. A whole shit load. There is a grundle of things I do not need.
by klitster January 28, 2009
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The simultaneous occurance of every humanly imagineable bodily function (i.e. ejaculation, weeping, defecation, urination, hemorrhaging, perspiration, sneezing, coughing, drooling), resulting in both severe pain and unparalleled pleasure.
In loving memory of Jacob Anthony McCormick, who deceased this past Monday, December the 6th, 2005 from an unexcpected, fatal grundle. God rest his tormented soul and mutilated body.
by Jordan Henry and Mark Dover December 28, 2005
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The act of burrowing your nose into someones anus durring sexual playtime. A gluteal motor boat. Also known as a "Steam Boat Willy".
We started with the Dutch rudder, then moved on to the Dirty Sanchez, and ended with a lengthy and lively Grundle.
by Tasty time October 29, 2012
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A large quantity of something awesome, can also be used as a measurement of some thing awesome.
There are a grundle of tattoos on that man's foreskin.

That chip is going to make you car a grundle load faster.
by bamf bromine April 24, 2011
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The guitar picks stink of Dave's grundle and tiger balm!
by Metal Maniac April 12, 2006
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The butter that grows under your thighs after a hot monday morning.
Usually found on the fat female species with a high tolerance to cottage cheese thighs.
Dude, that chick had a shitload of grundle growing under your thighs!
by Grundle Master 5000 February 16, 2009
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