Battle Mountain gumball

When quarter-machine-gumballs are used as anal-beads and then chewed after used.

That bitch wouldn't have a bubble blowing contest with me after we got done using the Battle Mountain gumballs.

by grizzlygibb September 27, 2009

gumball situation

Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.

Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.

Hey this gumball situation movement is a real gumball situation.

by Elise and Co. May 30, 2008

Gumball Watterson

that blue cat that is strange as hell

Joe: Hey, have you seen Gumball Watterson from TAWOG?
Jack: Isn't he that blue cat?

by romansuperdestroyer November 7, 2019

Gumball Machine

A sex thing in which you put your balls in her butt, then put a quarter in her slot, then she pops out the balls.

My chick pushed to hard when i was gumballing her and she took a dump.

I jizzed when i gumballed my girl.

Gumball Machine is my favorite sex thing to do.

by POWERtehPIMP April 28, 2008

Gumballer

A person who has participated in the infamous Gumball 3000 supercar rally.

Whether they're a millionaire, celebrity or athlete, the two things Gumballers have in common is a passion for travel and cars.

by Pavo Jr. December 8, 2013

gumball

a candy representing the feeling of chewing a testicle

hmmmmm yummy gumball

by patricia morarez October 14, 2020

Stale Gumball

A wannabe hoe who's afraid of being in a relationship. She spends as long as she can drawing a guy in and leading him on, making him think she's "the one," but then once the guy makes a move she goes apeshit on him, rejects him hard, and makes him feel like a fucking piece of shit loser.

Guy 1: "Hey how'd things go with that chick you've been crazy about for the last month?"
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."

by Mr.nj April 16, 2017