by Ed Dillon December 08, 2005
by Joey the 3rd October 21, 2005
by Jon Quiote October 13, 2003
by chrissyboy November 08, 2005
a term used to describe female facial hair. Usually occures on an old biddy. Looks like a cross between pubes, lint and bumfluff. If not removed, often initiates name calling or being mistaken for a man, and could become tangled to ass hair during those intimate moments.
Mr Brown thought he'd found the perfect partner, until he found out Mavis had just let her gruff get out of control
by gruff_hater January 02, 2006
Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?
I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.
I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.
"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"
by Tylerstein October 06, 2006