gruff

When playing Tiger Woods golf and you hit your ball in the grass and the rough.

Damn Vicky, I hit my ball into the gruff!

by Ed Dillon December 28, 2005

gruff

Gruff is a term for pubic hair. Mostly for men.

"Dude, i just shaved my gruff"

by Joey the 3rd October 28, 2005

gruff

Passive wrongness

I ate a birch bracket fungus but it was gruff.

by Jon Quiote October 13, 2003

gruff

Old ladies pubic hair- from the terms muff and gray.

Today i saw a gruff whilst working in the old peoples home.

by chrissyboy December 18, 2005

gruff

a term used to describe female facial hair. Usually occures on an old biddy. Looks like a cross between pubes, lint and bumfluff. If not removed, often initiates name calling or being mistaken for a man, and could become tangled to ass hair during those intimate moments.

Mr Brown thought he'd found the perfect partner, until he found out Mavis had just let her gruff get out of control

by gruff_hater January 2, 2006

Goat's Gruff

An extremely dangly, wooly, hairy scrotum.

Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?

I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Gruff-knot

Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.

"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"

by Tylerstein October 6, 2006