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Grocery Limp

Noun. The labored walking one experiences when carrying a heavy bag/basket of groceries in one hand, offsetting their balance.
Man, I saw this old lady at the grocery store the other day with a huge basket of food. She had a mean grocery limp.
by TheAngryCurtain April 23, 2009
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grower

A penis that gets a lot bigger during an erection. Usually smaller than a shower to start with.

See also: Shower
by Ross W December 14, 2003
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Guerrilla Grower

A person who grows marijuana plants outdoors in secret areas, also known as a "Ganja Farmer". Guerrilla refers to the tactics they use to plant the marijuana and keep it secret. A Guerrilla Grower is hard to find because they are not known by many people, they are usually intelligent, stealth and chill.
Tom was a guerrilla grower until the police found his crops.
by Tiim Hooker February 23, 2009
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Grower

A penis that is really, really short when flaccid, but can triple, sometimes quadruple in size when aroused.

something that does exist, much to the disdain of the showers, which tend to be asshole jocks or over confident douchebags.

growers, on the other hand, have low libido, but enough kick in their man cannons to pleasure their woman. watch the magic, from 2 inches to 7. holy shit.
1. (in locker room) dude1: dude, what the hell is that? *laughs*

Dude 2: whatever, i'm a grower.

later that night

Dude 2: watch the magic baby...

chick 1: Damn thats some serious magic!
by Ironic God Guy April 15, 2011
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grocery sack

when your nut sack is extremely long and hangs very low, looking like a grocery bag
Tommie: bro my nut sack was hanging out of my shorts in Spanish class
Alex: how the fuck does your sack hang out of your shorts?
Tommie: i got a grocery sack dude
by TommieO July 25, 2015
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Gorilla Grower

An individual who grows marijuana in remote or undisclosed locations.

The "Gorilla grower" is usually planting crops illegally.
A word used to directly describe a active marijuana prohibitionist.
"That guy comes in and out of the woods with fertilizers and buckets..."
"Hey, he might be one of those gorilla growers"
by Creative Nes June 21, 2016
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Dick Grower

A hott chick that makes a mans dick grow.
Dude : Yo dude, check out that chick, she's a real dick grower.
by Big Dick Bob AKA BDB April 3, 2020
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