Groupon

The guy or girl in the band that fu*ks all the groupies, he/she's been with so many groupies he/she's worth a discounted rate, coupon style.

Girl, don't mess with him, he's not gonna be serious, he's a groupon.

Dude, be careful with her, she's a groupon, make sure you wrap that up.

by sweetnola March 27, 2015

grouponasm

The excitement that a woman feels when Groupon offers a tasty coupon to the group.

I had a grouponasm when Groupon listed Victorias Secret on a coupon

by mytubeyoulube December 1, 2010

groupon caper

An old and overweight man, typically between 47 and 53 years old, who actively pretends to have forgotten their groupon password. Usually these men are grossly misshapen, and hide their groupon passwords in order to hide their past illicit and secretive groupon purchases.

Yo! Did you hear Jim was being a total Groupon Caper! I heard him and Paul where at at the spa last week; he hid his password though so they're chillin'.

by Omniglot23 October 7, 2020

Groupon

A severely discounted orgy

All together they barely had $10 a piece so they decided their best bet was a Groupon.

by XtraSpecialK January 23, 2021

Groupon

Slang for orgy

Are you going to the Groupon party tonight?

by Gina Hand February 23, 2023

It's on like Groupon

Phrase used to describe joy for the commencement of an event, the excitement for the beginning of something. Originated with the excitement one receives when getting a great deal on the famous coupon site Groupon.com

Alex: Dude, I just got a Steak dinner at Gibsons for like $20 bucks. Let's Go!!

Oscar: It's on like Groupon

by unemployed8 April 7, 2012