grooch

where you fuck something and take such an intense shit at the same time that you get a nose bleed

ye so like he saw this little fat porky pig and ran over and started grooching it brah it was so gay man shit and blood were like everywhere

by tristan is win September 1, 2009

isaac groothuis

Boyfriend of Kassy (baby girl)

Yo who’s that guy with the tootsie? Oh, it’s Isaac Groothuis

by mi bola June 23, 2022

getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.

John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.

by Anti November 12, 2004

gootch

Grundle

He got kicked in the gootch!

by Ed K May 6, 2003

gootch

Used to tell someone that they are wrong or that you are better than them.

Lick me Gootch man!!!

by Taste_my_steel February 11, 2006

gootched

Gootched
Meaning to gootch someone
Gootch being the space between your testicles and your anus.

Sticking someone's face in your Gootch

"Aww man your shit just go gootched."
"He just gootched your shit."

by SpiffyMarlin September 5, 2008

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016