Peter Griffin

The most epic man on planet earth from the hit show Family guy. Which such catchphrases as “Hey Lois” and “Frickin sweet”

Peter Griffin: This is worst then the time I insert cutaway gag. Ehehehehehheheh

by MUGlol69 September 30, 2021

Peter Griffin

Main character from the hit show Family Guy. Resides in Quahoq, Rhode Island (Formerly known as Petoria.) Husband to Lois Griffin with three children: Meg, Chris, and Stewie. Extremely rude, vulgar man with strict views on the world. Resides in his own un-defined state of mind.

They got a chair that frea-kin' talks, Holy Crap!

by LordRemus November 1, 2004

Griffindork

A common name ( in the world of fan fiction and Harry potter) for those big-headed griffindorthis is mainly/only used by Syltherin the common enemy of the griffindorks.

Draco : oh I'm stuck in detention with a griffindork, my father will hear about this!
Harry : really griffindork that's your best comeback how are you even an antagonist in this story.!

by Kiahna September 11, 2012

Brian Griffin

Brian is the family's dog on FOX's hit cartoon, Family Guy. Brian talks, walks on two feet, enjoys martinis, and goes to college, but is, well, still a dog and not just by appearance. He has many dog habbits such as eating garbage, licking himself and being afraid of the vacuum cleaner. Brian is often the voice of reason in the family, frequently reminding Peter how stupid his ideas are. Despite the fact that he is a dog, Brian dates human women regularly. His past love interests have included bulimic, stereotypical "dumb blonde" Jillian Russell, Lauren Conrad, real-life star of the reality show The Hills, Tracy Flannigan, the mother of his illegitimate son, Dylan, and Rita a middle-aged woman whom he proposed to. Other than humans, Brian also dated Carter Pewterschmidt's greyhound Sea Breeze, who is assumed to be pregnant with Brian's puppies, but that the real father turns out to be Ted Turner, as stated in Screwed the Pooch.

Lois: Brian, your home early, what happened to your date?
Brian Griffin: The same thing that always happens. She was an idiot.

Brian: You are really pretty
Girl at Bar: Thanks
Brian: You know, uh, I wrote a book
Girl at Bar: What's that?
Brian: It's like a long magazine
Girl at Bar: Huh?
Brian: It's like the Internet made out of a tree
Girl at Bar: Oh, weird. You want to have sex in the bathroom?
Brian: Oh gosh, what a treat, yes I would like that

Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids. That's the Nick-At-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighters.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.

by fantasy. December 24, 2009

Forrest Griffin

a MMA fighter known for his heart and hardworking mentality, very tough, trains at Xtreme Couture, former UFC LightHeavyweight Champion

Guy 1: dude, did you watch UFC 86 last night?

Guy 2: ya, Forrest Griffin beat Rampage for the belt

by MMAfan69 July 30, 2009

griffin middle school

everyone thinks they are the shit. all the kids are shit and so are the staff. FUCK GRIFFIN .

Griffin middle school is a fucking dump.

by Cfthdrungb October 27, 2018

griffining

Named after Robert Griffin III, (RG3) the Washington Redskins quarterback. Refers to pose RG3 made after touchdown, while on the ground raises both arms in celebration. Fans are noe copying pose and has defined this as griffining.

Did you see ErinAndrews griffining on Fox sports, she tried to copy RG3.

by Bert4 September 16, 2012