griff

To shit yourself in front of all of your friends and try to asses the situation.

While at nelsons ledges, my friend griffed himself and then hid the whole next day in a van with poo on his leg.

by concerned friend from nlqp 1 September 30, 2009

griff

Teenager boy who is subject to anal sex with obese older men.

Griff is satisfying the needs of the gentlemen next door.
My uncle's friends from Kentucky had a great time with Griff.

by FragMan! February 4, 2008

griff

An idiot or foolish person

Paul just spilled his drink, “What a griff”

by Eddy Joseph June 2, 2005

griff

preston,lancashire,England,slang for a raly big realy ugly guy!

"Fuckin Hell that guy looks like a reet Griff"

by mike January 5, 2004

Griffes

a fat moran that thinks he is a drug dealer.

That fat fuck is such a griffes.

by ilikeweiner June 5, 2009

griff

no definition required, will be dead in the next couple of weeks due to drug overdose

a fucked up drug cunt

by tom March 8, 2003

griff

Stupid griffball

Andrew Griffin

by Meh June 12, 2003