Greetings

A person gives a classical greeting to a hip crowd to be funny.

Greetings Bretheren what up with thee.

by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004

Draymond Greening

The act of posting your cock and balls on a social media site and blaming it on a hacker.

My grandma called and asked why I was Draymond Greening on Facebook.

by Morning Snorkel August 1, 2016

Greetings from London

A cordial way of saying who gives a fuck, fuck off, or shut the fuck up. This expression is particularly useful in online conversations or when you need to silence someone in their tracks.

Jack: So let me tell you what I did today. I fed my cat, polished my shoes, bought a new hat, but I still didn't get any work done on my damn--

Greg: Greetings from London!

Jack: Sorry about that.

by avery_brooks August 21, 2008

Greeting Person

A person who is used to greet someone.

“I sent my friend a greeting person so they knew they were appreciated”

by winkwink87 March 7, 2022

geezing

To talk like an old person; especially about physical maladies.

When I asked Joe how he was doin', I didn't want to hear him geezing for 10 minutes about his root canal.

by mollytim June 21, 2010

Greening

To smoke the first hit of fresh weed, therefore getting more THC into your system, and taking away the green hue of the weed.

Man pass me the bowl this time, you've been greening them all!

by ScotPollard13 December 23, 2005

seasons greetings

A geekier way of saying "Happy Holidays." Usually embroidered on doormats and other brute holiday paraphernalia for political correctness.

geek: seasons greetings
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back

by meskk December 31, 2007