greenapplebetes

a disease caused by eating too many green apples. caused by having too much green fiber.

He's been eating green apples for the past two weeks! Stay away, He might have greenapplebetes!

by AggressiveBeast2 June 1, 2021

Alan Greenspam

The former head of the Federal Anti-junk-e-mail Administration. We all sorely miss him.

Ever since the ultra-capable Alan Greenspam retired, everyone's e-mail inboxes have been flooded with unheard-of levels of junk mail, despite massive blocking and repeated spam-filter upgrades.

by QuacksO February 16, 2017

Greenpeacer

A supporter of Greenpeace or, generally, a keen environamentalist

A greenpeacer is that kind of idealist tree-hugger hippie comitted to saving the whales and protecting the environament

by HappyHippie January 15, 2007

Greenpeace Hot Pocket

When bedding down with a really obese girl, and for whatever reason you choose to not enter a traditional orifice, and instead grab a couple rolls of extra flabbery flesh (preferably on her back, hence the name) and push them together creating a hot pocket of blubber to receive your lust muscle.

Think of any grotesquely obese chick with a pretty face...and realize that her vag is buried so deep under her fat that even John Holmes would only be able to nudge her clit after humping her crotch rodeo-style.

Roll the whale (Greenpeace emphasis) over, grab that back fat and make a real FLESHlight pocket of hot flesh.

Greenpeace Hot Pocket.

greenpeace hot pocket.
See definition.

by tRauma26100 February 26, 2010

Green Up

To take the shot in a game of basketball. Generally from further than lay up distance.

‘Eh G, green up’
‘Ok’ (shoots)

by Mike Ox-long69 November 30, 2019

Greenpeace

Was once an organization of well-rounded human beings asking the world's governments to take care of the environment. However, it was quickly overtaken by communazis, and thusly became an anti-government organization, obsessed with lying to people, making shit up, and scaring them shitless in order to sign some fucking petition banning dihydrogen monoxide, or water.

50% of the world's species are not going to be extinct in the next 20 years. The logging industry is not destroying the planet. Global Warming will not raise the Earth's temperature by 15 degrees in the next 10 years. Learn your fucking facts Greenpeace.

by My name April 23, 2006

Greenaphile

Someone that likes green things for example the forest, the grass or just the colour green. It makes a person feel calm and happy when they see the colour green.

I believe I am a greenaphile

by Princessmclarnon June 11, 2017