Greedy Gremlin

A girl with a squishy, munchkin looking face who sleeps with her friends boyfriends but is too weird looking to get a man of her own. She is very greedy when it comes to collecting loads and she seldom ever washes the cum out. She instead spends hours upside down in hopes of getting pregnant.

GIRL, that greedy gremlin fucked my husband and all of his friends who were at the bachelor party after she paid for the room and supplied the drugs.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Greedy Fuck Syndrome

A common medical egocentric condition driven by monetary gain at the expense of others.

Dave the president of his studio was diagnosed with Greedy Fuck Syndrome when he outlined a proposal where his company's assets would be sold and transferred to the buying company and had planned to fire his hard working employees.

by whatthemotherf May 5, 2006

greedy jew

When she rubs your dick like ebeneezer when he thinks about his gold coins.

She used both hands last night and gave me the best greedy Jew I've ever had.

by Pancake Hater November 23, 2015

Greedy Gower

Industry term used to describe a company insider that makes a decision for their own self gain at the expense of shareholders.

Historically used to reference the Canadian mining company Emerita Resources and the way the CEO misappropriated a land package to enrich himself and several insiders.

'So he dropped the land package for nothing and then gave it to himself later? He's such a Greedy Gower - he'll definitely get caught!'

'I can't believe he paid himself such a large bonus for such terrible share performance - what a Greedy Gower!'

'How can the company pay the CEO that kind of outrageous salary? Oh - the executives all awarded themselves outlandish salaries - what a bunch of Greedy Gowers!'

by Kevin De October 3, 2022

Greedy Fingers

Greedy fingers is a sign and a symbol. It means everything from good luck to good job. Greedy fingers is a growing trend. When people give greedy fingers, they keep their palm face up and hands low; because everybody is equal. Then they beat their fingers in a random pattern. It can be given among groups of people too. It can also be used as a greeting or wave.

When I saw Felds in the hall, I gave him some greedy fingers.

by Richie G. June 2, 2007

Greedy Clan

A group of individuals between the ages of 18-25 who clam to be straight in sexual orientation, however when the desired amount of alcohol is consumed they perfer the same sex as well as the opposite sex. After a sexual act is commited and sobriety is achieved they then brag about their sexual conquests and then go on to share partners.

Chris started out the night with Katie, but then went home with Phillip... the next night Phillip hooked up with Katie, but couldn't stop talking about how great Chris was... they're so part of the greedy clan!

by judy mcdougal August 1, 2008

Greedy Fingers

Greedy fingers is a sign and a symbol. It means good luck, good job, and everything in between. When people want to give greedy fingers, they keep their palm face-up and hand low; because everybody is equal. Then they'll beat their fingers in a random pattern. Greedy fingers can be given among groups of people too; like for celebration. It can also be used as a greeting or wave.

When I saw Felds in the hall, I gave him greedy fingers.

by Richie G. June 6, 2007