Somewhat attractive guys who are always really horny, but have small dicks. Also do a ton of drugs, and dress extremely preppy.
My boyfriend: I can tell he has a big dick
Me: It's only like 5 in.... just like all those Granville boys
Me: It's only like 5 in.... just like all those Granville boys
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An adjective used to describe people who are environmentally aware (flower child, tree-hugger), open-minded, left-winged, socially aware and active, queer or queer-positive, anti-oppressive/discriminatory (racial, sexual, gender, class, age, etc.) with an organic and natural emphasis on living, who will usually refrain from consuming or using anything containing animals and animal by-products (for health and/or environmental reasons), as well as limit consumption of what he or she does consume, as granola people are usually concerned about wasting resources. Usually buy only fair-trade goods and refrain from buying from large corporations, as most exploit the environment as well as their workers, which goes against granola core values. The choice of not removing body hair (see amazon) and drug use are not characteristics that define granola people, and people, regardless of granola status, may or may not partake in said activities. This definition is sometimes confused with hippy.
Jack: My best friend is vegan and only buys produce that is organically grown from local farmers. Her and her feminist, vegan boyfriend are both in Greenpeace and advocate for queer rights. She waxes her legs but she's still granola.
Jill: So that means she's not a dyke? And she grows her own reefer?
Jack: Just because she's granola, doesn't mean she does drugs. Also, granola status has nothing to do with sexual preference.
Jill: Well maybe she'll know where to buy hemp and how to tie-dye?
Jack: She's granola, not a hippy. Some granola people are hippy and vice-versa, but they're not the same thing.
Jill: So that means she's not a dyke? And she grows her own reefer?
Jack: Just because she's granola, doesn't mean she does drugs. Also, granola status has nothing to do with sexual preference.
Jill: Well maybe she'll know where to buy hemp and how to tie-dye?
Jack: She's granola, not a hippy. Some granola people are hippy and vice-versa, but they're not the same thing.
by vegedyke April 18, 2006
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"every since the baby was born, betty looks like she's trying to look friggin 18...plus she has gotten soooooooooooooo thin!"
"hmmmmm......smells like granorexia to me. wonder if the folks at INTERVENTION would be interested in this!"
"hmmmmm......smells like granorexia to me. wonder if the folks at INTERVENTION would be interested in this!"
by winks September 23, 2006
Get the granorexia mug.Granola boys are your typical outdoorsy guys. You’ll find them hiking, mountain biking, and on the slopes in the winter. Granola boys can be seen wearing Patagonia, North Face, and if they are well seasoned granola, Arc’teryx. There is often a high population of granola boys with long hair, put in buns or pony tails when they are doing their outdoor activities.
Me: ‘I’m simping so much over this guy Jamie.’
Friend: ‘Tell me about him.’
Me: ‘Honestly he’s not any different from the granola boys I’m usually into, but he mountain bikes.’
Friend: ‘Tell me about him.’
Me: ‘Honestly he’s not any different from the granola boys I’m usually into, but he mountain bikes.’
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2.One who is hopelessly out of style.
2.One who is hopelessly out of style.
"I had an online date with this girl who looked like she shopped in her grandma's closet."
"' Her Grandma's Closet', is that one of those kitschy second hand stores?" I hate that shit.
" We all do, except that would have been a major step up. I'm talking literally, here. Girl was a total grandvestite. I can still smell the mothballs."
"' Her Grandma's Closet', is that one of those kitschy second hand stores?" I hate that shit.
" We all do, except that would have been a major step up. I'm talking literally, here. Girl was a total grandvestite. I can still smell the mothballs."
by Pbaddy August 22, 2009
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You know you're granola when you strap your five thousand dollar bike to your five hundred dollar car and vote for Ralph Nader.
Hey, was that Sarah in the SUV?
No way, man, she's a granola girl!
Hey, was that Sarah in the SUV?
No way, man, she's a granola girl!
by Phylipswiller June 3, 2007
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