Grandma

New York City underground drug slang used to refer to cocaine. Usually used in the context when describing the severity of a "comedown". Also used contextually in public, using metaphorical references pertaining to a grandmother, but reffering to cocaine usage.

Wow. Grandma was such a bitch last night! She promised love and her cookies, but when I tried to go to sleep she kept banging pans in the other room. That bitch kept me up all night. Grandma is a dirty bitch from hell!

by VinSprinkles May 12, 2011

grandma

The only person in the family that knows how to cook.

Person A: Mmmm! This food tastes good!
Person B: Yea, I bet a grandma made it.

by Frank F. September 3, 2006

grandma

The person who gives you $100 each christmas or birthday.

Me: Hey grandma what you get me for Christmas?
Grandma: $100 spend it or save for college my sweet child.

by 3aergthyesbg November 29, 2019

grandma

Most likely your favorite relative, next to the cool uncle.

Dude, my grandma is so cool! She makes the best munchies

by thebakedgod December 31, 2011

grandma

The friend who always wants to stay in. Complains of back pain and getting tired before midnight when they are only in their mid-twenties. Their instagram feed most likely features their cat with the occasional "going out" picture once a year.

Brooke: "Want to come out with us tonight?"
Jess: "I'm super tired. I think I'm just going to stay in, I'm such a grandma."
Brooke: "You really are."

by crazyinstagirl July 25, 2018

grandmaing

The process of grabbing any kind of cheek. Originating from the stereotype of grandmas grabbing their grandchildren's cheeks

I was going to tell him to stop but then he began grandmaing my ass.

by jmh.2000 March 5, 2016

for grandma

a plea, only to be used in the most dire of situations.

C'mon, for grandma, go to the store and get me a vitamin water.

by HumBabe March 6, 2005