grappling baby

A Mexican baby that is launched into America from a mothers uterus in Mexico so the mother can use the umbilical cord to climb over the boarder.

You see Raquel over there, she used a grappling baby to get over the border, her son Jose is still retarded from it.

by tvet0013 December 15, 2011

grappling

A Southern U.S. expression meaning to fish by hand. (A synonym for noodling.) A grappler goes into the water, feels for a hole which may be occupied by a catfish, and entices the catfish to bite his hand. The grappler then wrestles the catfish to the surface.

We're going grappling for catfish today, so get the hushpuppies ready!

by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013

tucan grumping dongered

the process of getting a large spoon of mayonaise and putting it in your mouth and chewing on it constantly making a irratating chunky mushy noise.

me and jimmy tucan grumping dongered last night it was epic shit.

by dsc big boi June 12, 2011

Game-Grumping

Playing an incredibly popular video game, often for hundreds of hours, and learning nothing whatsoever.

This can either dramatically lower your enjoyment, or raise it far higher than it should be.

"I just played Blank for the past week! It was so much fun!"
"Nice! What did you think of Story?"
"What? Oh I don't give a shit. I was just Game-Grumping."

by vertgeburger March 14, 2022

grimping

grimp: one who pimp's one's grandparent,

or grimpin': the act of going out pimping with one's grandparent

the most I ever learned about life was when I went out grimping with my grandpa...

by dillantante May 6, 2006

grappling baby

noun, the all too common occurrence of a pregnant woman in Mexico aiming her birth canal at America to launch her baby over the border so then she can climb in using the umbilical cord.

Steven Colbert spiked that grappling baby back into mexico before the mom could climb over the border.

by katerader December 17, 2011

grammangulation

the condition on the internet resulting from netspeak and leetspeak or 1337sp34k resulting in grammar being so badly mangled that it no longer effectively resembles grammar.

The condition of horror in the heart and mind of a person raised to respect and appreciate good grammar upon encountering thusly mangled grammar.

A lot of chat rooms on AOL and IRC, especially those populated by young kids and/or teenagers, suffer from profound grammangulation.

by Indigo November 11, 2003