grain grippa 

Old person, usually of grandfather age defined by an ability to nap through nearly any life situation. The term was given to describe the iron grasp such a 'grain grippa' has to their wooden rocking chair during such a siesta.

Kick in his door, steal his wallet or crank up the hit list, that grain grippa ain't gonna wake up for nobody.

grain grippa by Robtor April 25, 2011

grain valley 

Little whores who think they are so much better than everyone, they bully people till they have depression and anxiety. They think they are so rich if they go to north and poor if they go to south. They are stuck up little bitches

So you go to grain valley

Yeah?

Which one?
North

Oh, stuck up bullying Bitch

grain valley by Imawhoreatgv May 9, 2018

grain bains 

Short, fat string beans which have been boiled for far too long. Served ubiquitously in the south.

Dude: "Somebody boiled the shit out of these green beans!"

Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"

grain bains by TreeWeezel November 19, 2010

Grain-fed

A term used to describe the Neolithic ancient uneducated way of thinking and living

When some Neolithic farmer says something so grain-fed you gotta hit them with the Hunter Gatherer Stare.

Grain-fed by Croest Magnon January 15, 2023

grain train 

A name for a hardcore crew of party-goers who often arrive at drinking parties equipped with one or more bottles of Golden Grain (or Everclear) and some grape soda or similar beverage to mix with the Golden Grain.

The party was dying, we were drinking beer and running out, but then the grain train showed up and we partied our asses off and all got fucking HAMMERED!

grain train by Chris Cowart November 26, 2006

grain through a goose

Something that occurs extremely quickly..

as in "my curry shot through my guts like grain through a goose. Polite version of "like shit through a goose"

grain through a goose by callandanswer January 9, 2008

Grain Facial 

When a vegan receives fellatio and then proceeds to ejaculate their cereal-scented semen onto their (usually female) partner’s face.

“Yo, Jimmy never eats animal protein, but he sure gave her a grain facial last night

Grain Facial by Skip Fontana April 5, 2019