A measure of knowledge and responsibility in each academic course taken by a student represented by an alphabetical letter. Though all being practically equal, each can be seen different ways by different scholars.
Alphas:
A=Meh
B=What a dumbass
C=You're retarded
D=You belong in a special needs class
F=Kill yourself
Majority:
A=Outstanding
B=Above average
C=Average
D=Below average
F=Fail
Snapchat users:
A=Smarter than Einstoon! New Jordans!
B=Fucking genius! New fidget spinner!
C=Al-fucking-right, man!
D=Deez nutz
F=Rape dat' teach
Alphas:
A=Meh
B=What a dumbass
C=You're retarded
D=You belong in a special needs class
F=Kill yourself
Majority:
A=Outstanding
B=Above average
C=Average
D=Below average
F=Fail
Snapchat users:
A=Smarter than Einstoon! New Jordans!
B=Fucking genius! New fidget spinner!
C=Al-fucking-right, man!
D=Deez nutz
F=Rape dat' teach
Example A: (Gets straight-A report card): Hmmm. I could've gotten a higher 90. Damn me. I probably get some of the lowest grades.
Example B: (Gets straight-A report card): Yeah, I think I did pretty good. I bet I'm pretty good with grades.
Example C: (Gets straight-A report card): Fuck yeah! I'm like fuckin' Albert Einstoon! I should get like fuckin' million pairs of Jordans. 'Cause I be gettin' best grades.
(BTW, alpha's not neccesarily best. Gives you a lot of anxiety.)
Example B: (Gets straight-A report card): Yeah, I think I did pretty good. I bet I'm pretty good with grades.
Example C: (Gets straight-A report card): Fuck yeah! I'm like fuckin' Albert Einstoon! I should get like fuckin' million pairs of Jordans. 'Cause I be gettin' best grades.
(BTW, alpha's not neccesarily best. Gives you a lot of anxiety.)
by SweetieJew May 13, 2017
by B-Stange April 14, 2003
use this word when refereing to something good and/or discribing something thats totally fucking awesome!
guy 1:yeah dude, you know that hot ethiopian chick!?! i tapped that ass!! TWICE!!
guy 2: Dude!! that fucking grade A!! NICE!
guy 2: Dude!! that fucking grade A!! NICE!
by hfjhahfk January 21, 2009
by steveo ireland February 03, 2005
Grades suck alphadick
by Jaybird636 January 14, 2018
by bexterdwoodhouse October 13, 2007
by IamStevenHawking October 02, 2018