Gorny

If you are gay and horny.

“After watching family gay funny moments #2 I am so gorny for Peter Griffin”.

by Mrs Joe Mama January 31, 2020

Gorner

A fat bloke with a chode and a wide face although everyone likes him, but more out of sympathy for his fugly looks

wow look at james corden hes a gorner

by Faggggggggggggggggggggat July 1, 2010

gurneyman

The baddest mofo in town!

The Gurneyman will bust a cap in yo ass.

by Chachi Malachi June 24, 2003

gurney soldier

One whom sits around at a hospital at the bedside of a patient.
Sitting appearing as to protect the patient.
Protecting the patient like a military guard.

While my wife's mother was in the hospital, her sister sat in the room at her bedside like a gurney soldier.

by DunnerWPB May 28, 2011

Gurneys Law

In a group of friends a guy can only make a move on one female friend in that group. If it goes badly he can't try again or move onto a different friend in that group, its up to the woman to make any future moves after a guys uses his one chance. Women can do what they like as the supersede Gurneys law

Mike: hey dude I'm thinking of hooking up with jenny
Steve: No way man you had your chance with Claire, you don't want to go breaking Gurneys law!

by Didymograptus Gurneyii May 21, 2016

Gorne

A medical condition when one reads a book and gets aroused by the word "The" every time it is said.

Kyle First: I was reading that book yesterday and the word "The" came up and it reminded me of Notifika's fine booty I just wanted to tap that, I must have the Gorne syndrom.

by Mrmcbeefy August 14, 2009

Gornet

pronounced Gor-Nay, sometimes also referred to as a Gornay.

v. when one of your friends fucks things up all the time, or the act of such a fuck up

n. one who doesn't get it and most likely has a made up girlfriend

-Bro do you know if he got with that girl last night?
-No man he totally Gornayed it as usually.
-Oh, typical Gornet.

by theVicht January 8, 2012