Gordon's brown

Any faeces or flatulance resulting in a foul, putrid smell giving one a mental image of the UK's prime minister.

a: Oh my god! I just did a Gordon's Brown, can you smell it!
b: Yeah that thing practically knocked me out!

by Alex Taylor April 5, 2008

Gordon-Browned

To be chastised or harassed by a grumpy scotsman; can be shortened to 'Gordoned'

Ex. 1

Man1: Ah cannae believe it, the boss just gordon-browned for me for being 3 seconds late.

Ex. 2

That whinging Scot has been gordoning me for the last 15 minutes chrissakes.

by krrunch October 27, 2009

Gordon Brown eye

The act of ejaculating into, or towards, another’s nose with such force that temporary blindness is induced in the recipient’s eye.

during oral sex he withdrew his penis, aimed at her nose and gave her a classic Gordon Brown eye.

or

following a frantic nose job his cum came out of her eye, the poor dear had a Gordon Brown eye.

by Herrick the great March 15, 2010

Brown Gordon

A female gives a titjob to her manfriend. Just as he is about to ejaculate he turns around, shits on her neck and ejaculates into her bellybutton

Male 1: Dayum she fine.
Male 2: Yes i want to give her a brown gordon tonight

by BrownGordonallnightlong August 20, 2013

Gordon "No Nonsense" Brown

The New Prime Minister of the UK. Given this nickname due to his no-nonsense, get straight to the point style of doing things

Gordon "No Nonsense" Brown is the new PM of the UK

by Uncle Leo July 29, 2007

A Gordon Brown

Cockney slang for Hash Brown; A popular edition to the typical English Breakfast dish.

Hash Brown is made from shredded, fried potatoes.

"Hiya mate. I'll have a full English with an extra gordon brown, please."

by jansonyanson January 5, 2021