In soccer, a player who lacks any sense of the game, has little to no skill, and plays simply through brute force and athletic ability alone. "Goons" usually try to play by slide tackling as often as possible.
This player will also lack any "soccer swag" and can usually be spotted from his outfit. A typical goon uniform will consist of Wal-mart brand cleats, overly big shin-guards with ankle protectors and a baggy jersey. Sometimes, but not always, can also be spotted with "sweet spot" lace holders, rec-spec glasses, and basketball head bands.
These players usually have had no training in the sport outside of their high-school or recreational teams. Most "goons" also will deny the fact that they are one repeatedly.
This player will also lack any "soccer swag" and can usually be spotted from his outfit. A typical goon uniform will consist of Wal-mart brand cleats, overly big shin-guards with ankle protectors and a baggy jersey. Sometimes, but not always, can also be spotted with "sweet spot" lace holders, rec-spec glasses, and basketball head bands.
These players usually have had no training in the sport outside of their high-school or recreational teams. Most "goons" also will deny the fact that they are one repeatedly.
Peter: "Yo man, we just beat FC Burn this weekend 5-0. Team was full of goons"
Frank: "Yeah dude they suck dick, kid's were all over the field slide tackling left and right."
Frank: "Yeah dude they suck dick, kid's were all over the field slide tackling left and right."
by peterloooose October 30, 2011
The frightened woman, finding herself surrounded by goons, made the desperate decision to use the pepper spray,in spite of thier threat to call the boss if she did so.
by Light Joker September 19, 2004
A person who is very funny by making excessive amounts of jokes, acts like an idiot at times. Interesting person to be around. He's chill but get ready to have a good time, always looking for one.
Tim: Yo Roger did you hear what Clyde did yesterday?
Roger: No what?
Tim: He got completely wasted and ran around town naked again.
Roger: Lol, what a goon.
Roger: No what?
Tim: He got completely wasted and ran around town naked again.
Roger: Lol, what a goon.
by JoeyPetes February 09, 2013
The word Goon is a relatively new term that has recently spread from an arena generally only used by rappers and those in the African-American culture, to all races and ethnic areas.
In a pop culture sense, "goon," has been used in many popular songs by artists who are quite famous.
Rapper Brisco, among others, uses the term to describe himself and his friends from a particular region of Miami in his song featuring Lil' Wayne "I'm in tha Hood": "Opa-Locka Goons!"
Thus we see the definition of "goon" being applied in a geographic sense, identifying a group of people from a certain region with a set of shared characteristics or habits.
"Goon," primarily through the lyrics of rapper Plies, has begun to take on a similar, but new meaning to Brisco's usage. Plies is a rapper notorious for being the tough guy on the block, the "G" who has never snitched, and is going home to his "Bust it Baby" in one piece or in a casket. Plies persistent use of the word to describe his large group of thugs has caught on in a humorous sense with rap-listeners and non-listeners alike.
With the advent of the word being used in a such a serious manner, it has grown to describe a variety of people and individual characteristics.
A goon can be a thug - someone who you know at any given time could rob a conveinence store for you.
Ex: "That kid's a goon - I wouldn't mess with his girl bro."
A goon can be someone who acts goofy, strange, or simply humorously during inappropriate times.
Ex: "We brought over a girl for him to spit game at - but he was a goon and played beer pong all night instead."
A goon can also be someone or something that is mischievous, clever, or crafty.
"I've got a date on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday; the girls are all friends, but none of them know...I'm a goon if I pull it off."
A situation where many goons are present in a contained space, or an event run by many goons, would be referred to as "goonville," or "Goon Squad."
Ex: "Look at this "goon squad," let's get outta here.
The step above a goon (which of course is all relative to how much of a goon "person A" is) would be a "Goblin."
In a pop culture sense, "goon," has been used in many popular songs by artists who are quite famous.
Rapper Brisco, among others, uses the term to describe himself and his friends from a particular region of Miami in his song featuring Lil' Wayne "I'm in tha Hood": "Opa-Locka Goons!"
Thus we see the definition of "goon" being applied in a geographic sense, identifying a group of people from a certain region with a set of shared characteristics or habits.
"Goon," primarily through the lyrics of rapper Plies, has begun to take on a similar, but new meaning to Brisco's usage. Plies is a rapper notorious for being the tough guy on the block, the "G" who has never snitched, and is going home to his "Bust it Baby" in one piece or in a casket. Plies persistent use of the word to describe his large group of thugs has caught on in a humorous sense with rap-listeners and non-listeners alike.
With the advent of the word being used in a such a serious manner, it has grown to describe a variety of people and individual characteristics.
A goon can be a thug - someone who you know at any given time could rob a conveinence store for you.
Ex: "That kid's a goon - I wouldn't mess with his girl bro."
A goon can be someone who acts goofy, strange, or simply humorously during inappropriate times.
Ex: "We brought over a girl for him to spit game at - but he was a goon and played beer pong all night instead."
A goon can also be someone or something that is mischievous, clever, or crafty.
"I've got a date on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday; the girls are all friends, but none of them know...I'm a goon if I pull it off."
A situation where many goons are present in a contained space, or an event run by many goons, would be referred to as "goonville," or "Goon Squad."
Ex: "Look at this "goon squad," let's get outta here.
The step above a goon (which of course is all relative to how much of a goon "person A" is) would be a "Goblin."
It's going down tonight, cuz them goons out lurkin'
-Plies
All the goons around me so you know I'm comin'
Half a brick in my pocket ten stacks on me!
-Plies
-Plies
All the goons around me so you know I'm comin'
Half a brick in my pocket ten stacks on me!
-Plies
by WTSWTS September 24, 2008
'Let it be prophesized; ni**az'll die because ya crew's goon
Around the way ni**az get murdered by the full moon" -Tupac
Around the way ni**az get murdered by the full moon" -Tupac
by Tuppas October 12, 2011
A goon is often referred to athletes who like to fight or be physical, especially for canadian hickey players. They often fourth line grinders who cant actually play. It can also be used for other sports such as football for someone who goes out of their way to make a hit.
1. My bro just had like 25 penalty minutes last night, hes such a goon.
2. He just broke that kids leg, HUGE goon.
2. He just broke that kids leg, HUGE goon.
by goonsquad3535 December 20, 2009
by Darius April 06, 2003