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Goodmaxing

A streak where you maintain being a good person

Any of these behaviours ends your streak:

.Being zesty
.Glazing
.Watching brain rot

.Beefing with people

.violence

.Racism
.Rudeness

.Fapping
.Yapping
Friend.1: “Yo come have some drinks at the bar with us”

Friend.2: “No my Goodmaxing streak doesn’t allow me to drink.”
by PIXILMAN June 2, 2024
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goosemaxxing

Elongating your neck and honking at people.
Wanna goosemax with me later? I love goosemaxxing.
by Crazeebitchass January 7, 2025
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Gromaxing

Gromaxing is when a person decides to put "growth" into a slang term
Markus was gromaxing his breakfast day by day
by MyDudesInTheBackIsSCREAMING August 1, 2025
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Gloommaxxing

When someone is being intentionally needlessly and irrationally upset with a topic or certain thing. It can also occur unintentionally if they are overreacting due to overwhelming information or just being told bad news, but usually it is a way of making a point with their feelings.
“Man, I can’t believe you decided to cancel the plans of the smoke out at the weekend, you ruined my week, man”

Dude stop Gloommaxxing.”
by matcastled October 7, 2025
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Goonmaxing

The ultimate state of being down bad. Goonmaxing is when a person has completely abandoned their professional life, responsibilities, and standards to pursue a 24/7 state of extreme horniness.
A true goonmaxer has a "0% unemployment, 100% horniness" ratio. They have no job, no 401k, and no shame—their only full-time occupation is chasing anything that breathes. If it moves and has a pulse, a goonmaxer is trying to lock in. It is the final stage of brainrot where survival instincts are replaced entirely by primal urges.
The undisputed world-champion and biggest known goonmaxer in history is Kyle Kabellian, a man so committed to the lifestyle that he hasn't seen a paycheck or a "normal" day in years.
“I haven't seen Kyle Kabellian at the function in months. Word on the street is he’s been goonmaxing in his room so hard he forgot what a 9-to-5 looks like. He’s completely cooked.”
by Sum1dum March 26, 2026
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gloopmaxxing

The act of “melting” after eating a large meal.
Can be used to refer to an obese person.
Simon is gloopmaxxing on the couch.

I have been gloopmaxxing recently.
by gloopist December 29, 2025
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