Drug dealer slang for an ignorant customer. They are uneducated on quality, what the correct amount should look like, prices, etc., and are easily tricked into agreeing to whatever the dealer tells them. A goofy that keeps coming back for more is a dealer's wet dream.
by reb_mccuster September 24, 2014
To grab one’s ears and thrust your penis joyfully in their butt :). Once you’re about to ejaculate, you must whisper into the participant’s ear, “I dun Goofed! Hyuck!!”
Joyce: “Hey me and my boyfriend did The Goofy last night, and I think he stretched my ears along with my anus.”
Dhonna: “Super sick brother! 🤙🏿“
Dhonna: “Super sick brother! 🤙🏿“
by The Almighty Goofster September 04, 2018
A skateboarding stance, where you stand with your right foot at the front and put with you left foot and set it on the back of the board.
by sheckyfan January 26, 2005
he's goofy to the max. Goofius Maximus.
by Anonymous November 08, 2002
Groupies who seek the company of male standup comedians. True to form, they are usually fairly goofy looking.
I haven't been laid since I started doing standup comedy,aside from a few random goofies. I gotta learn how to play guitar!
by Dezrespect April 30, 2007
by Createrdaniel December 29, 2019
A slang term used to describe a retard. Official meeting places include wal-mart and Career center. Primary retards in history include Tim Allen, Ash Ketchum and Spencer.
by 3n! January 11, 2005