goofy

Drug dealer slang for an ignorant customer. They are uneducated on quality, what the correct amount should look like, prices, etc., and are easily tricked into agreeing to whatever the dealer tells them. A goofy that keeps coming back for more is a dealer's wet dream.

"Bruh that last guy I sold to was a straight up goofy, dude just spent $40 on half a G of mids!"

by reb_mccuster September 24, 2014

The Goofy

To grab one’s ears and thrust your penis joyfully in their butt :). Once you’re about to ejaculate, you must whisper into the participant’s ear, “I dun Goofed! Hyuck!!”

Joyce: “Hey me and my boyfriend did The Goofy last night, and I think he stretched my ears along with my anus.”
Dhonna: “Super sick brother! 🤙🏿“

by The Almighty Goofster September 3, 2018

goofy

A skateboarding stance, where you stand with your right foot at the front and put with you left foot and set it on the back of the board.

Eric Koston skates goofy.

by sheckyfan January 25, 2005

goofy

a goof ball, a doofus, a foolish person

he's goofy to the max. Goofius Maximus.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

goofies

Groupies who seek the company of male standup comedians. True to form, they are usually fairly goofy looking.

I haven't been laid since I started doing standup comedy,aside from a few random goofies. I gotta learn how to play guitar!

by Dezrespect May 12, 2007

Goofis

A dorky dork and a mix between a goober and a doofis

"Come on Bill, why are you such a goofis?"

by Createrdaniel December 29, 2019

goofies

A slang term used to describe a retard. Official meeting places include wal-mart and Career center. Primary retards in history include Tim Allen, Ash Ketchum and Spencer.

God that goofie is retarded as hell.
Spencer you goofie!

by 3n! January 10, 2005