goobiel

i made up a slur for the rcta retards. goobiel

dumbass girl: erm... im rcta! i wanna be a kawaii asian!! >-<
person: suck my dick goobiel, i will fucking tortue your entire family u fucking scumbag.

by barbiegirlfan79 July 21, 2023

gwas goobies protocol

A procedure in which individuals immediately save every snapchat of interest to their memories immediately after recording; so they don’t regret not saving them in the future.

Little Timmy was angered by the fact that he forgot to properly follow the gwas goobies protocol, he went home to his mother crying saying I need to update snapchat mommy.

by Gooselump July 20, 2021

Goobie

Large pieces of food left floating about after a person backwashes into a bottle of water, size can vary.

“Omg look at all the goobies you left in that drink!!”

by Penelopeswofsky March 30, 2019

hoobity goobity

A term used to describe the African-American accent. It is derived from the southern accent of the United States of America. It originated from the 16th through the 19th centuries as Africans were transported to the colonies in North and South America to be sold as slaves. In North America, the sounds of the original African languages merged with the sounds of the southerners who taught the Africans to speak English. The result was an African-American accent which survives to this day. "HOO-bit-y GOO-bit-y" is primarily spoken when African-Americans gather together informally, but it is avoided by African-Americans when speaking as a news anchor or in other professional situations.

"Hoobity goobity" includes the following words and phrases. . . . . . . WORDS: (still = STEAL; will = WHEEL; bed = BAY-id; red = RAY-id; edge = AGE; boil = BALL; tripping = TRIPPIN'; ask = AXE; on = AWN; toll = TOE; police = PO-lease; fifty = FITty; poor = PO) . . . . . . . PHRASES: (Hell no! = HAIL no!; My baby's mother = My BABY momma; He does = He DO; She has been running = She BEEN RUNNIN'; He often works on Tuesdays = He BE WORKIN' Tuesdays; I didn't go anywhere = I didn't go NOWHERE; You're crazy = YOU crazy; She's my sister = SHE my SISTA; She writes poetry = She WRITE poetry; Why aren't they going? = Why THEY AIN'T GOIN'?; You all = Y'ALL; I can't do that = I can't do DAT.)

by Linguistics-man June 1, 2011

goobies

Small, conical female breasts that are impressive despite their seemingly underdeveloped nature.

Man, I was watching FoodTV today - Rachel Ray have some Grade A goobies!

by da sword October 24, 2006

Wachowie Goobie

A Wachowie Goobie is when you piss on the floor, grab your dog, and dance the yippee ki yay around your new piss

" Woah, Steven is doing the Wachowie Goobie"

by Wachowster August 28, 2018

goobie graber

A large hook or stick that is used to latch on to ones scrotum and cause extreme pain. Used in torture situacions

That little mutha fucka just got me with dat little fuckin goobie graber

by Shitty McShit April 1, 2005