Gooberless

Someone who is without a goober.

I am gooberless.

by Fagneto May 9, 2023

gooberius

someone who is really silly i think

bob: you silly gooberius
demarcus: kill yourself

by gaming moment June 26, 2023

gooberism

the act, state, or process of becoming a goober

Martha is going through gooberism and becoming a silly billy!

by rosybelt July 10, 2023

gooberest

Someone who has achieved the highest goober rank.

That lad over there is clearly the gooberest of us all.

by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023

Gooberistic

Stupid, not using much thought. Usually regarding a claim or mentality

Growing onions kinda gooberistic

by Aksawn May 13, 2024

Gooberism

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.

The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.

"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....

by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025

Gooberism

When someone's whimsy is silly; borderline stupid.

Mat is quite a goober. He shows signs of gooberism

by anonymous August 30, 2025