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a faggot who also doubles as a wanker
guy #1: wow your such a gollum
guy #2: no, I'm just a wanker
gollum by jnik July 11, 2004
a sexual act where one man cums in another man's nose, then the other man snorts up the cum like a loogie and spits it in the other man's face
Gollum by Bob Sanders March 7, 2004
A Gollum is when your hair splits over your ear so it is poking through the hair. It is not desirable.
"Katie, you have a gollum; cover it!"
Gollum by LauraJaynePrior January 10, 2009
The ugliest character in The Lord of the rings, also the series equivalent of a crack head with withdrawal.
He obviously didn't take his meds, he's having a Gollum moment!
Gollum by thecakeisalie May 14, 2013
"HELP GOLLUM IS VLOGGING AGAIN"
Gollum by anon2331 January 15, 2022
m ̢̛͇̲̦͕̗̘͙͕̘͓̹͇̇̀̉͌͒͌̆̎̍͛͘ͅy ͈͍̣̱̘̼̳̿̅̀̍̽̄̋̈́̋̈́͗̓̒ ̴̨̛͖̯̟͖͂͋́̏̾͋̿̒̾̉͘͝ͅp ̣̊̑͐̑͜r̵̢͎̱̰̮͐̀̕͠e ̣͈̜̤̥̲̰͍̰͇͖͚̐͆̋́̐̽̓̇̍͐̈́͐͜ͅc̵̞͆̂̈́̍̃̆̋̀̈́̅̀͘͝i̴̢̡̡̡̹̦̖͖͍̗͖̬̯͓̋̍͜o ̛̟̗͍̞̻̤̭͇͗͒̂̔̈́̀̄͘͘͝u̶̦̽̈́͒̐s ̨̨̗̪̘̞̣̦͎̖̲̼̞͚̂͆͂̒̑̽͠
Gollum by Bonesboisimp April 20, 2022