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Doody Golem

A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.
"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"

"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."

"The rebbe would not approve!"
by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008
mugGet the Doody Golemmug.

restive golem

One who is most thick, they may have bad wifi but don't let that fool you as they are skilled in tactical voice changes. They are one of the squeak lords. They are known for failing clutches due to lag.
"that kid is a restive golem as he just lagged out"
by lilBaconBoy619 November 13, 2017
mugGet the restive golemmug.

snow golem

"I just spawned in a snow golem, its crazy how accurate they are to real life." "Yeah they really are the coolest."
by notasnowgolem October 27, 2021
mugGet the snow golemmug.

Ass golem

A raccoon or two that has been shoved up a mans anus and has died and started to decompose somewhat resembling golem
"Bro i cannot believe you have an ass golem"
mugGet the Ass golemmug.

crystal golem

these massive golems are made entirely of crystal.
they are like most golems and immune to magic
by smurf August 17, 2004
mugGet the crystal golemmug.

flesh golem

most golems are constructed of inorganic materials. the exception is the flesh golem, constructed from the bodies of dead humans or humanoids.
like all golems immune to magic
by smurf August 17, 2004
mugGet the flesh golemmug.

Copper golem

A mob that Mojang may add in the future, just like the iceologer. With it will come copper buttons and statues when they freeze up from oxidation. Mojang will press buttons randomly, but I hope that they will activate redstone when mobs are near. This will be great for automatic base defense systems.
The Allay and the copper golem are friends
by udontknowmeidontknowu November 2, 2021
mugGet the Copper golemmug.

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