A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.
"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"
"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."
"The rebbe would not approve!"
"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."
"The rebbe would not approve!"
by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008
Get the Doody Golemmug. One who is most thick, they may have bad wifi but don't let that fool you as they are skilled in tactical voice changes. They are one of the squeak lords. They are known for failing clutches due to lag.
by lilBaconBoy619 November 13, 2017
Get the restive golemmug. "I just spawned in a snow golem, its crazy how accurate they are to real life." "Yeah they really are the coolest."
by notasnowgolem October 27, 2021
Get the snow golemmug. A raccoon or two that has been shoved up a mans anus and has died and started to decompose somewhat resembling golem
by Clifford the big red asshole June 17, 2020
Get the Ass golemmug. by smurf August 17, 2004
Get the crystal golemmug. most golems are constructed of inorganic materials. the exception is the flesh golem, constructed from the bodies of dead humans or humanoids.
by smurf August 17, 2004
Get the flesh golemmug. A mob that Mojang may add in the future, just like the iceologer. With it will come copper buttons and statues when they freeze up from oxidation. Mojang will press buttons randomly, but I hope that they will activate redstone when mobs are near. This will be great for automatic base defense systems.
by udontknowmeidontknowu November 2, 2021
Get the Copper golemmug.