golden retriever boy

A white boy with shaggy blonde hair that both looks like and has the personality of a golden retriever.

Friend 1: Dude, Jack is so fine!
Friend 2: He’s such a golden retriever boy though!

by TheColdFreek September 28, 2020

Golden Pony Boy

A person who is kind, brave, wholesome and extremely resilient.

That guy down the street is one of the nicest people I have ever met, he's like a golden pony boy.

by neil57 April 1, 2020

Golden retriever boy

Straight white boy

“Golden retriever boys are my type! Fluffy brown hair, freckles, and blue eyes!

“Just say you like white boys emily”

by suemonella May 14, 2022

golden retriever boy

straight cheerful white boy
who may or may not cry a lot

"how the hell do you always pull golden retriever boys?"
"its a skill"

by sauced pickles May 6, 2023

stay golden pony boy

A person who looks butt ass ugly like a pony that has a dingle-berry and is trying to squeeze it back in.

Filip stay golden pony boy

by Robert Jr. Mikey April 27, 2017

Golden shower piss boy

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a golden shower piss boy. That’s it.

by discordguy May 29, 2018

golden boy

A very tall, very athletic, young boy who is respected amongst peers, probably plays basketball, football, good at every ball he touches. May have blonde hair.

Coach: "Dude, this guy is 6'2 at 12 and is SUCH a good center for us"
Coach 2: "Yeah, he's a golden boy"

by Smurkio June 16, 2025