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gold digger

Kind of like a hooker, but smarter.
That girl exchanges her time and affection just like a hooker, but she's a little smarter and official so she's more of a gold digger.
by Brkleigh May 29, 2011
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Anna Nicole wasn't a whore. She stayed with his 90 year old penis to long. She was a gold digger.
by imacop41 September 15, 2009
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gold digger

A generally attractive person who seeks out relationships with sugar mommas or sugar daddy for monetary gain. A gold digger can be a female or male. It is often a mutually opportunistic relationship: the rich person gets sex or companionship and the GD gets money.

A song by Kanye West featuring Jamie Foxx.
My friend Jessica is a total gold digger. She's sleeping with this middle aged executive and he buys he pays all her bills. She might as well be a street walker.

Jesssica: Did you see the video for gold digger?
Me: Yeah. I want that cute bra and tanga that the pretty video girl at the very end was wearing.
Jessica: Hmm. I wonder where they got it from.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
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Gold digger

A woman who is with a man only to possess control over his money.
Gold Digger: Mezhgan, Simon Cowell's beard
by NotSinitta March 1, 2011
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Double Reverse Gold-Digger

This sexual act is performed typically by a couple using a double ended dildo inserted into both anuses. From there, they proceed to bang each other, ass to ass.

A.K.A Double Magic, Double Trouble, DRGD
"Hey Scott, are you up for a double reverse gold digger before dinner?"

"That bitch would do anything for that old guy's money; except a double reverse gold-digger."

"Did you just fart?"

"Sorry, yeah, my ass is loosey goosey today."

"Why is that?"
"Kevin and I tried the double reverse gold digger last night."
"How was it?"
"Great."
by Troiweschuck May 18, 2014
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gold digger repellent

A cheap cologne such as Axe or Aqua Velva. It is used to keep the gold diggers away.
Man 1: Yo dude, I am here at this club but all the fine honies keep running away as I approach! I don't know what is wrong -I am wearing Aqua Velva for God's sake!

Man 2: Fa get her bro. She was just a gold digger. Your sharp smell warded her off.

Man 1: Thanks bro! This gold digger repellent sure does come in handy !!!!
by DaREALJeezits January 3, 2010
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A gold digger is basically a female who admires successful men as opposed to mediocre and unaccomplished men. She lives by the code "lack of money can't buy love and happiness" She is the exact opposite of a "ditch digger" (a female who chases poor males). Then there is the "silver digger" who chases middle-class males probably because she feels she can't compete on a higher level with the caliber of females who score accomplished men. Self esteem problem.

While some gold diggers are males... they are overwhelmingly females since older wealthy women can't birth children which is a major stumbling block and deterrent to male gold digging.

Plus gold digging doesn't work as well for males since males don't have the power to seduce that females have. All a female has to do to become rich is poke a lonely rich man in the belly and her bills are paid.
If a male pokes a rich woman in the belly out of the blue... there is a chance he is going to prison for being a creepy sexually assaulting pervert. Its dangerous for males to gold dig for the same reason its dangerous for males to flirt in the work place.
Females are "predator paraonoid". That is why most gold diggers are not males. In order for males to gold dig they must be "creepy predators:" first.
"Hahhaah look at successful nerd who worked hard with his life. He is now rich and successful and his trophy wife is nothing but a GOLD DIGGER! hahaha"-Jock and his trailer trash wife.

"Hahhaha. very funny Jock. I see you scored you a pasty faced trailer trash woman. Spitting spitballs was very prosperous indeed I see. I can smell her from here. What a ditch digger."-Successful Nerd defending his sweet lover.
by Hentor Axe September 5, 2008
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