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couple goals

The best relationship ever, forever thing, 4 lifers, never ending unconditional love, & genuine happiness
Wow, look at Sophia and Brian! They are real life couple goals!
by anonymous2618 March 14, 2022
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field hockey goalie

one of the awesome 11 players playing field hockey. very brave and courageous for let those rock hard balls fly at her. and no it is not just about stopping the ball it is about breaking the other teams confidence level. Definatly one of the coolest players on the field but she also realizes that she could not do it without her team mates and at the end of the game the teammates should run to he so that she is part of it. She out of all the players deserves the most respect she has one of the hardest jobs. when the goalie closes her eyes she sees the ball go into goal when a field player closes their eyes they just see the ball go bye them to someone else.
you know a field hockey goalie is awesome just look at what they wear and tell me they are not tough
by bring it on yeah September 28, 2008
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Wife goals

A woman who would make a great wife, or who has the characteristics that you would like in a wife.
Man, Julie is wife goals.
by Bigs519 May 20, 2019
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Ghalib

An Arabic name which means:
Great
Winner, Champion, King of Kings, Unstoppable, The one, Sexy, Smart.
Endures everything, no matter what.
A 'Ghalib" will leave this earth on both feet, never knees in the dirt.
Hi, I'm Ghalib..I'm Great
by G-Wayne Originals May 16, 2009
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ghalia

She is the prettiest nicest sweetest beautifulest most flawless girl you can find she is caring and loving towards everybody. ghalia is an arabic which means precious and she sure is precious. any guy would be luck to be near her to be her friend. she is a loyal and trustworthy person.
I love ghalia she is amazing i would love to be with her
by momo3253 June 27, 2013
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goalkeeper

1. In soccer, or football as some places name the position, the only person that is really truly unique in the 11 players.

goalies are allowed to use hands while inside their own goalie box.

If you read to here, congrats! the people who left might think i am a boring asshole to leave things like this on urban! I am gonna start talking about what the goalie really does.

First of all, the goalie has the most fucked up job on the pitch. He dives, he saves, he leaps, he slides in mud, he cannot make mistakes, he is thought by assholes that don't know soccer as"easy job", and thought by even bigger assholes that know about soccer as "useless". chicks crave the strikers-they evade the goalkeepers.

secondly, no other position has a bigger decisive power than the goalie. if a goalie saves a goalbound shot, it equals as he scores one. why does so many assholes think the goalies are useless?

if you are a professional goalkeeper, great. good news, if you make good saves, you will show in the highlights. bad news, if you concede, the video of you eating shit will be played over and over again.

last, goalies are the backbone of the defence! when the team is fucked, its the goalie that has shit smeared all over his face picking up the ball from inside the goal and screaming:" fucking fight! you motherfucking assholes! lets go out and fuck those motherfucking fucks!!!!"

so! i hope you are a little more interested in goalkeeper!
"STOP THAT FUCKIN BULLSHIT AND PLAY SOME SOCCER!!!!!!!" yells the goalkeeper.
by Carlisle C September 5, 2012
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Any Hole Is The Goal

Wisdom worth adhering to; words to live by.

"Any hole is the goal" is not a sentiment to be taken lightly . You must truly believe that, in fact, any hole is the goal - no matter how large or small, how deep or shallow. You must have full faith in that whatever the hole may be, it is considered your desired end result, or goal.

This can apply to many situations one may encounter in his or her life journey, including but not limited to anything from a game of golf, to endeavors under the sheets. Using this phrase signifies that the speaker does not discriminate which hole they prefer.

Also used as an excalamation when one is about to accomplish something courageous that involves a hole, similar to the popular interjection, "Geronimo!".

Disclaimer: Please remember that partaking in this lifestyle could be potentially dangerous; but never lose faith.

Always remember, in any event, to enter and exit holes with caution and confidence.
Jasmine: "That hole is not the goal"

Aidan: "Nonono but any hole is the goal!"

*Jumps into a hole*
by Toblerones April 13, 2021
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