A female whose hands were sculpted by the gods of Olympus. She is bred to perform jerking of the male genitalia with precise form and beautiful motion, that of a true goddess. Her tension will have you preferring her services over your own hands that you never thought would be replaced.
Bro 1: Bro, I got a handjob last night.
Bro 2: That's it? That blows bro.
Bro 1: Nah bro, it was by a handjob goddess, I actually came.
Bro 2: Whattt?
Bro 1: But she aimed my own weapon at me.
Bro 2: Eww brooooo
Bro 2: That's it? That blows bro.
Bro 1: Nah bro, it was by a handjob goddess, I actually came.
Bro 2: Whattt?
Bro 1: But she aimed my own weapon at me.
Bro 2: Eww brooooo
by franzschubert March 20, 2011
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Get the Praying to the Porcelain Goddess mug.A beautiful, often ancient immortal woman, who more than likely looks like Poison Ivy from Batman. She is a protector of forests, trees, natural resources, and animals, all of which she can probably both communicate with and understand. She hates human beings, since we've ruined a lot of the Earth.
"Oh my god! That woman has green veins going through her skin, and either her pack of hungry wolves will eat me or her venus flytraps will!!!"
"Dude, first off, she's a nature goddess. And second, it's not my fault you didn't join ASPCA."
"Dude, first off, she's a nature goddess. And second, it's not my fault you didn't join ASPCA."
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Get the CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS mug.Contraction of 'god did it', a sarcastic term to show that the explanation for something is based on religious belief, and not sound arguments.
Much used for arguments presented by IDiots and other religious bigots who are too lazy, or too stupid, or too dishonest to acknowledge that there are proper scientific explanations for most things.
It is in particular used to explain 'irreducible complexity', a vague term used by IDiots to prove that god created the Universe.
Much used for arguments presented by IDiots and other religious bigots who are too lazy, or too stupid, or too dishonest to acknowledge that there are proper scientific explanations for most things.
It is in particular used to explain 'irreducible complexity', a vague term used by IDiots to prove that god created the Universe.
'Eyes are so finely designed that they can not have evolved, so there must have been a creator' is a basic 'goddidit' conclusion.
by shonny May 9, 2008
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