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The Hand Of God

An A-10 Thunderbolt II or A-10 "Warthog." "The Hand Of God" is a name typically used by soldiers that are allied with the A-10. If you are not an ally, you are dead, most likely from its GAU-8 Machine Gun.
Let's go! The Hand Of God just shredded that tank!
by A-10 King May 26, 2023
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Hand of God

When a girl tosses you off so good that it feels heavenly.
I got with a girl the other day, and I was touched by the Hand of God.
by Pompombear November 21, 2020
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Hand Job From God

When you haven't been touching your penis enough, God steps in and helps you out. Also known as "Wet Dream"
I woke up last night with my bed stained, from that hand job from God. I really need to get laid, or jerk off more.

or

Guy1: Yea I got lucky last night
Guy2: Your hand doesn't count
Guy1: Got a handjob from God, just gotta do laundry now.
by Maggot11 January 10, 2012
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God handing

The act of catching another person throw up to in their own hand. This is done to prevent throw up from landing in someone's car or house.
Person 1: Dude Kevin got so fucked up last night I was GOD HANDING him so the uber wouldn't charge him extra
Person 2: WTF bro that's nasty
by JAMESlikesmen April 3, 2021
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God's Handle

The act used to gain leverage in the doggy style position. It involves inserting one's thumb into the anus of a female and gripping her lower back with the other four fingers, forming a handle, in order to thrust her body onto one's penis repeatedly.
After sucking my thumb for lubrication, I stuck it in Katie's ass and took hold of God's Handle so that I could gain more momentum as I pounded her into multiple orgasms.
by C_and_J December 18, 2013
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Put your hands in God's Radiator

Putting your hands in your balls for warmth.
Bob: "Its cold!"
Jack: "Just put your hands in god's radiator and you'll be fine"
Bob: "Thanks Buddy!"
by bigboigetbigmoney November 19, 2010
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shaking hands with God

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.
by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021
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