goatfuck

Situation involving chaos, crowding, confusion, and surprise; populous melee. Also yemeni cluster goatfuck.

Go to Manhattan on Black Friday?! YMBK! What a goatfuck!

I couldn't leave work because of the goatfuck the new deadline brought on.

by anjali666 January 26, 2008

Goatfuckin

Wearing your jeans tucked into your boots, making it easy to place the goats back legs in them sonit can not run off.

That red neck is goatfuckin

by Boomer2011 June 9, 2017

Royally Goat Fucked

A thousand times more intense than FUBAR. Unfixable, will never work

Is that a halloween mask? No...Man your face is royally goat fucked!

by snowman70 September 27, 2010

Goatfucking

When a performer tries to get a laugh from the audience by resorting to frivolous and tasteless blue humor antics as a crutch.

"Everybody is watching you but nobody is laughing. Try a little goatfucking"

-Rudy's conscience

"I did not enjoy watching that improvisor goatfucking after he couldn't think of how to expand the scene's plot."

-Jenny Seo

by A. Rudy May 4, 2011

Goatfucker

Someone who fucks with you so they also probably fuck goat.

Dude 1. Man your hear about Dylan? He got cheated on by his girl.
Dude 2. That Goatfucker!

by Swassmass October 9, 2016

goatfucker

one who is profound in the ancient art of fucking medium sized mammals, mainly goats. To practice this respected artform, simply insert yo pp into the goats dummy thicc ars.

"hey bro, did you hear Keith is a 'goatfucker'?"

by ultra-size pp extender June 14, 2020

Godfucked

A more intense version of "fucked". Useful for situations when you are so fucked, it is almost as if God himself has come down from the heavens and pushed your shit in.

Person 1: Shit! Our engine died and we're in the middle of nowhere, with no way to call for help!
Person 2: Damn, we're Godfucked!

by fuck_a_username September 20, 2020