Garlickyfication

Adding an excessive amount of garlic to a dish.

In the cooking competition the chef used garlickyfication to ruin his opponent’s dish.

by Lucy11 August 13, 2018

Garlic drunk

When someone gets so drunk that they mistake garlic powder for beer and dump The entire contents of the bottle in their mouth and all over their chest, then proceed to fall into the armchair and become immediately unconscious.

Man Earl was so drunk yesterday he made a mess in the kitchen again... He was garlic drunk!

by NrzRatched July 28, 2019

Scottish Garlic Bread

The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.

Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?

Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!

Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?

Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009

Garlic Bread

The best bread in the world

Nathan: Bro I want some garlic bread

by CaRrOtS__ May 24, 2019

Garlic Dick

To rub garlic on the head of ones penis after your ex girlfriend told you you had chlamydia and that the natural cure was to rub a clove of garlic under the foreskin onto the head of the penis because its natural antibiotic properties will kill off the disease resulting in a severe burning sensation... this is untrue, and you are such an idiot john. thanks for being a complete moron and believing me.

"...so i just gave myself Garlic Dick, is it supposed to burn this much?"
"Yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol"... dumbass.

by cougartown97 April 13, 2010

garlic rub

Getting a handful of taint sweat or swass and caressing someone's chin. Often served with a garnish.

This guy at the bar wouldn't back off after I eyeballed his girl, so I gave him a garlic rub.

by sirChop December 7, 2006

Gnarliside

Gnarliside means that something is just SOOO gnarly that it can kill yourself.

A Conversion of Gnarly And Suicide

Guy 1: Dude! Did you hear about that guy that killed himself after bungee jumping out of a plane?

Guy 2: O, yea, i did. He made it OK, but it was so gnarly that he killed himself

Guy 1: Yea, he just committed Gnarliside!!

by Gnarlisideguy June 30, 2009