nargoyle

A disgustingly hideous woman; could be compared to a gargoyle perching atop Notre Dame.

Dam son, Emily is a nargoyle.

by JDMill November 21, 2011

gargoyle snatch

1. A vagina that resembles a gargoyle you would see on a prestigious library.
2. A labia that resembles mangled roast beef.
3. A vagina that appears to be inside-out.

See also: busted ravioli

I went down on a girl who had a "gargoyle snatch", so I came right back up.

by Emiliaporfavor & Meg says relax. April 3, 2008

Gargoyling

The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.

The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.

by M Jonesy February 3, 2010

Gargoyle-instinct

The inexplicable and unfounded urge to climb on things, like buildings, trees ect.

Nico broke bis legs, because he couldn't resist his Gargoyle-instinct and tried to climb on the hospital.

by SarkastischerDorsch March 21, 2020

real gargoyle hours

real gargoyle hours are when its past 1:00 am and the real gargoyles come out

Yo were you up for real gargoyle hours

by God Tears February 18, 2018

Glizzy Gargoyle

A person who has graduated through the ranks of the glizzys and has gradiated from a glizzy goblin to a glizzy gargoyle.

Shes so good at taking glizzys that ahe graduated to a glizzy gargoyle.

by DaddyTooraww November 11, 2020

Gargoyle High Five

When a gentleman cums in his hand and slaps a woman's slut-ass face with it.

Why yes, George, I did in fact slap her in the face with my cum. I gave her the good old gargoyle high five.

by A. Schultz February 14, 2012