glump

to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.

I just felt like a stupid, old glump!

by pich-u-mony June 11, 2009

glump glastars

A word made up by Jon from Game Grumps in an episode where they played 'Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive'.

Samantha - Listen, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, if you say the words 'glump glastars' we are all going to die.
Ashley - what, glump glastars what?!

BOOM

by tankard December 18, 2013

1 Pump Glump

A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load

Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"

by My Parents Died April 27, 2022

Glumping

The act of 2 people rubbing their asses together, nude, while shitting at the same time.

Yeah when we were glumping last night it made a bit of a brown hot dog in the middle.

by profeser.munt March 28, 2024

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

Glump

Verb: to glump, glumped (past tense)
Adjective: glumping, glumpy

For a word with so many uses, it is notoriously hard to define; like a cloud floating on the breeze of a summer's day it is ever-changing, but continues to inspire and awe. It may well refer to a certain ejection of bodily fluids, but could equally refer to the act of generating them instead. Moreso, it is a word for togetherness, camaraderie, and instils faith that the night will be good, because it will be a night spent in good company.

After a long night in Wetherspoons, things were getting glumpy for Alex and Stewart

"I'm gonna get so glumped tonight"

by BigGill July 19, 2025

Glump

Glump - When you drink too much glue and bleach.

Yo, look! That guy is glumping! Somebody call 911!

I hate it when I glump.

by TheweirdDefinitionDude June 20, 2016