Glorp

To eat or drink something in a slight aggressive manner

Max was glorping on noodles because of how hungry he was

by Thrashchild August 3, 2023

Glorping

The act of smoking weed with someone before Christmas dinner, followed by oral sex in the woods.

Kye Pelchat: Dude i totally went glorping with my cousin this christmas.
School Counselour: dude i didnt need to hear that

by Cockle In Sheets December 17, 2024

Glorp Day

Annual Glorp day celebrating the Glorp Glorp Glorp

Oh boy, it’s the annual Glorp day! I’m going to celebrate it with a Glorp.

by Snakrite March 14, 2025

Glorp

The true prophet of the world.

I believe in the divination of Glorp.

by trijen October 23, 2023

Glorp

To suck down, usually in a loud, wet gagging manner. The only use of this word i've heard from 2021 to now (2024).

She's a glizzy glorper, she glorped that dick and spends all her free time glorping down whatever she can get in her throat. I once saw her glorp down a burger in under 30 seconds.

by Grimmdork January 29, 2024

glorping

"glorping" is a word from the martian language which means "jerking off"

hey dude are you glorping rn?

by PolishKitKat June 22, 2024

Glorp

To fuck somebody's used pad and then eat it

Dylan glorped danicas pad yesterday and he had blood and cum all over his face

by Glorper March 14, 2025