Glonk Eliel

- A kid that doesn’t do shit in game and is overall buns at the game and acts zesty

Yo, you’re such a glonk eliel at this game

by Mr yummy bean June 5, 2025

The Glonk

A epic fun pro club

lineup:

Bonerman
Shamoo

Broonaldo
Roslea Rioter
Balvie boi

Kyle ca
Fin bar
Porkie

Greedo
Vincenzo
Cragg

Holy fuck it’s the glonk we better be scared incase they shit all over our wrists and piss on bonermans cat

by The glonk November 10, 2020

glonk

does nothing and dies

My teammates are such glonks!

by _catdude February 2, 2025

Glonk

When someone or something is absolutely fucking useless/does nothing and dies.

Keith: I feel like a glonk. I do nothing besides rot in my fuckin bed.

Peter: Dw ur more meaningful than my ranked teammates. They’re so retarted!

by fillthevoid_001 February 4, 2025

Glonked

A situational problem that is clearly needed to solve the problem.

Man, I broke the guitar that you gave me. I'm clearly glonked.

by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025

Glink Glonk

The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.

Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.

You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.

"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."

by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024

Glonk

Calling someone “Glonk” is usually a lighthearted jab, suggesting the person:

Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly

Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing

It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.

My friend buddy Jake lost us the game so I called him ‘glonk’

Or

Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle

Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move

by Jake Beaudry 69 June 30, 2025