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glitterally

Alternate form of the word "literally" merged with the word "glitter," most often used in reference to The Ke$ha, because of her constant state of being covered in glitter.

The term can be used as an adverb to describe doing something in the flashy fashion of the shimmering sparkles that glitter leaves.

It was coined was when a young man said "glittery" (actually in reference to Ke$ha), but accidentally added an L before the Y.
Shelly wore too much makeup and body glitter to school today. She was glitterally sparkling all day. I caught sight of it every other second, and it glitterally distracted me all through math class.

She glitterally put on the body shimmer with flowing, lavish movements, as if she was becoming the glitter itself.
by orbweavr June 18, 2011
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Glittersexual

A person whose sexual identity is so complex, unique, and special that they can literally only make love to jars of glitter. Nothing else could possibly understand their supremely sparkly needs. In effect, their needs by virtue of existence outweigh not only the moral majority, but also the minority; those in society who actually have sexuality issues that exist. Thereby, a Glittersexual accomplishes the monumental philosophical feat of re-marginalizing those who actually wish to be understood, rather than misunderstood, as they do, using an otherwise real social justice issue to vie for the coveted postmodern ideal of unassailable special-ness. Their typical philosophy is not concerned with consistency, or even ideas that matter or make sense, but on the contrary, they seek the philosophical position which is as nonsensical as possible, and therefore unique and special enough to justify whatever is necessary to keep showering in tubs of sparkly, new-age self-righteousness.
"If we have to put a label on my sexuality... I guess you could call me a Glittersexual."
"Do you really think you could possibly understand what it's like to be a Glittersexual as a man or a woman? Ugh."
by thisguyisaguy April 17, 2016
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glitteracy

total confidence in putting together glittery, flashy, over-the-top fashion ensembles
Dolly Parton is the master of glitteracy.
by Boss Brian May 4, 2009
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glitterati

The school's glitterati, including the student body president, the homecoming queen, and the varsity quarterback, were at the party.
by Ismo December 28, 2005
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Glitterally

Used to express the extremity of one's gayness.
"You are Glitterally the gayest thing I've ever seen"
by guerodude95 September 11, 2011
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Glitterpes

When glitter somehow gets all over you and then you spread it to others like herpes.
Sandy thought it would be fun to put glitter in her hair until she gave everyone at the club glitterpes.
by Spartan2014 September 18, 2014
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Glittergina

When you have glitter all over you vagina. Possibly for a sexual act in which you're kinky as fuck. One might bang the girl with glitter and it will be such a pretty vagina if you looked in it.
He shoved a glitter bomb up my vagina and It became a glittergina.
by OG of glittergina February 8, 2017
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