A streak of shit left in the back of the underpants. Usually caused by an overfilled colon during some type of physical activity.
After returning home from a long bike ride, Mary noticed gleasters in her panties as she was preparing to shower.
It seemed that every pair of underpants in the hamper had gleasters, making the job of laundry quite distasteful.
Noting that John had gleasters in the back of his underwear, Sally chose not to perform analingus on him during foreplay.
My god, you seem eat like every meal is like your last meal. I'll bet every pair of your underpants has gleasters.
It seemed that every pair of underpants in the hamper had gleasters, making the job of laundry quite distasteful.
Noting that John had gleasters in the back of his underwear, Sally chose not to perform analingus on him during foreplay.
My god, you seem eat like every meal is like your last meal. I'll bet every pair of your underpants has gleasters.
by jrquixote December 10, 2006
Get the gleasters mug.The Active ingredient in most kittens. Glisterphain is what allows kittens to be immensely cute in every way form and matter.Glisterphain is located in a kittens Medula Oblengata.
(Not for human consumption)
If Consumed By a Human Side Effects may Include:
Euphoria,Spouting 2 pointy ears and a tail, schizophrenia, ADD, ADHD,Turrets, Extreme swelling of the testicals or ovarys, Growth of an extra nose,Forgetting Your Language and only knowing how to say "meow", And Random Pregnancies of premature cat fetus's.
(Not for human consumption)
If Consumed By a Human Side Effects may Include:
Euphoria,Spouting 2 pointy ears and a tail, schizophrenia, ADD, ADHD,Turrets, Extreme swelling of the testicals or ovarys, Growth of an extra nose,Forgetting Your Language and only knowing how to say "meow", And Random Pregnancies of premature cat fetus's.
"Hey man wanna go extract some Glisterphain from kitten brains?"
Guy 1: "Dude last night i drank a full bottle of glysterphain and now the doctor says theres kitten fetus's inside of me" Guy 2: "wow...your dumb"
Parents: "Son why have you grown two pointy ears?"
Guy: No reason....leave me alone!
Parents: "We know you have been drinking glysterphain"
Guy: .....:(
Guy 1: "Dude last night i drank a full bottle of glysterphain and now the doctor says theres kitten fetus's inside of me" Guy 2: "wow...your dumb"
Parents: "Son why have you grown two pointy ears?"
Guy: No reason....leave me alone!
Parents: "We know you have been drinking glysterphain"
Guy: .....:(
by Danluke Shedelhardt December 11, 2007
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Being in a clusterfuck and drunk, but better.
A situation that is totally fucked up, and you are drunk.
A situation that is totally fucked up, and you are drunk.
This hospital is a total glasterfuck after the bar.
We were totally glasterfucked, when we found bob fighting on sleds.
We were totally glasterfucked, when we found bob fighting on sleds.
by bearfrost8311 December 26, 2011
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by Odin Vahalla September 29, 2012
Get the gleiter mug.I don't think that Josh needs a Glentervention for leaving band practice early to help his girlfriend.
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