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Gasperan

Sex addict, Very Talanted.
In a latin book it says you must be VERY lucky to meet such a person.Has the BIGGEST and most Muscular Penis Of ALL.
Gasperan, Sex, PENIS
by GOD OF U April 18, 2009
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Glasser

Comes from the Estonian slang term "Klaaser".
Glassers are 10-15 year old cocky punks, that try to look cool and think they can kick anyone's ass, but in reality they're harmless, unless they walk in large groups, which they usually do. a female glasser usually wears heavy make-up and a male glasser wears a cap with a hood and sweatpants.

The glasser, one of the smallest subspecies of the "Common Punk", is a fascinating species - not because they prefer moving in groups or because they like to dull their prepubescent brains and lungs by consuming large amounts of alcohol an cigarettes to make them even dumber than they were before, but rather because at some point, their evolution has slowed down drastically and eventually stopped, now ranking them way below the normal "Homo Sapiens" in terms of intelligence, and placing them somewhere near the brainpower of the Common Chimpanzee. Even though their actual IQ has never been measured, it is estimated to be around 20, but not higher than 30.
The habitat of the subspecies "Glasser" has fortunately not yet spread outside the small Baltic country of Estonia.
Andres was walking to the grocery store, when suddenly, he heard loud shouting, drunken singing, and glass shattering, not too far from him. He immediately realised that it was nothing but another brainless herd of Glassers and turned around.
by Whit3space May 6, 2013
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gasper

Another word for a cigarrette
"Got a gasper on ya?"
by John the happy black man July 24, 2008
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grasperd

Getting sucked into Google or YouTube. Searching for one thing and then somehow finding yourself at something completely different
Man the other night I was about to do my homework when I got completely grasperd
by Livilala March 15, 2015
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ghasper

dabbing on them feminists. Sith lord. omd gottem
Isabella: thats my own and only
Someone: whom?
Isabella:that ghasper over there, duh
by lizstomania October 22, 2017
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greedy grasper

Person in pot rotation that keeps trying to grab the bong and/or blunt.
Tom: Hey man! You wanna call Jack and see if he wants to smoke? Bill: No way! That guy is totally a greedy grasper!
by sedmond kuecl October 21, 2010
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Gasper

A person who enjoys to be choked while engaging in sexual relations with themselves or others.
Brett French could’ve brought a hot girl home from the bar but he reminded her that he is a Gasper and likes to be choked while fucked.
by Jack&Fuck December 11, 2018
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