A sweet Dutch man with glorious long locks of hair who is extremely considerate. He is a great listener and has great input. A Gilles can pull you out of a bad day at any time, his smile is extremely contagious. He also likes to make jokes with vampire references. He is very intelligent, not to mention extremely attractive. If you ever meet a Gilles, keep him safely by your side, he will treat and human being with the upmost respect.
by Mr.meowmix August 22, 2014
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by Cordelia Shirley Cuthburt October 27, 2018
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A clever and subtle way to describe someone who is bisexual.
A clever and subtle way to describe someone who is bisexual.
Sarah: It’s obvious she’s into guys... but she was hardcore flirting with me last night.
Jess: Maybe she’s a Gillette Blade!
Jess: Maybe she’s a Gillette Blade!
by Tired_and_angry June 25, 2018
Get the Gillette blade mug.The Dizzy Gillespie is when a man is giving oral sex to a woman who farts. The rank fart rolls upward into his mouth distending his cheeks like he's blowing into a trumpet. Thus making him look like Dizzy Gillespie.
My best friend fell out when I told her my husband was pissed at me because after date night I was gassy and drunk and gave him The Dizzy Gillespie during his late night dessert.
by SCPEACH84 March 15, 2016
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Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.
Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!
Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!
by The real G-Rad August 28, 2018
Get the Gilded Goat mug.A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."
by bromp March 19, 2008
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