gudgeon grope

lengthy search for a not so lenghty penis; gudgeon,with dissapointing results

Sally went for a gudgeon grope on Bill and came up empty handed

by DadddyO August 12, 2006

Gassy Gideon

A verb for when one person burps into another person's asshole and they fart it back out into the other person's mouth.

My girlfriend and I did a Gassy Gideon last night and I woke up to my breath smelling like her ass.

by nostrilcunt June 13, 2018

Gigeon

A bird that looks, for all the world, like a cross between a goose and a pigeon.

Commonly found in urban duck ponds.

The gigeon in Swanswell Park hangs out with the geese, who must be better company than the pigeons.

by zholty January 17, 2008

Giddeon

An amazing guy who can make you smile with his crazy antics. He's got a huge personality, loves people. He makes you feel welcome and loved without even trying.

A mighty warrior, he can also be outstandingly destructive and like to chop down trees. He's weird that way.

Giddeon is so amazing, he just bought me a milkshake and we met ten seconds ago. What a guy!

by Much2B December 9, 2010

Gideoning

Gideoning is the act of giving a supreme back massage to one or more participants while at the same time giving them the best hug of their entire existence.

Where's Joel? He's over there Gideoning Ally and Matt at the Same time!

by Adrian Swing April 12, 2010

gideon missouri

It's like a lost town with a bunch of meth heads mowing their yards at 3 a.m. With spotlights.

Don't go to Gideon Missouri unless you plan to meff around.

by JimmyMeffCorn June 23, 2017

Alexander Gideon Lightwood

Alexander Lightwood, also known as Alec Lightwood, is a fictional character in Cassandra Clare's shadowhunter series. Parabatai and loyal friends to Jace Herondale, his mother and father were members of Valentine's "circle" before realizing the terrors he could create. His younger sister, Isabelle (whom he is very protective of) has a close acquaintance with vampires. But Alec himself doesn't seem to be able to find love until he meets Magnus Bane, the high warlock of Brooklyn. At first it is thought that he a strong attraction to his parabatai, Jace, but after realizing that it's against the law to fall in love with your parabatai, and that Jace is straight, Alec lashes out in anger only to find Magnus. He comes out to everyone by Magnus crashing his wedding to Lydia Branwell, and walking down the isle towards Magnus and kissing him. Alec is a hard working 23 year old man, who is dedicated to his duties as a shadowhunter, but mostly dedicated to his love, Magnus, and his friends and family.

Raising his blue eyes level to Magnus' cat eyed ones. "Your beautiful" he said. Magnus smiles at him. "I love you, Alexander Gideon Lightwood".

by iridescent_not_that_descent September 16, 2020