The Gibson Special

The Gibson Special is a highly advanced sexual maneuver requiring extreme flexibility. Almost certainly dreamt up by a posh twat at Oxford/Cambridge University it involved the man tucking his legs behind his head whilst anally penetrating his fair maiden. The lady involved straddles the not-so-gentleman whilst leaning forward. The man then then proceeds to rock backwards and forwards on his spine for a maximum of sixty seconds before sustaining long term lower back damage. Oral can occur simulatenously.

Girl: "Hey. You disgust me. I would never like you in a million years."

Boy: "Shush. Come over. I'll give you The Gibson Special"

Girl: "Ooo"

A more wonderful love story there has never been.

Come over, I'll give you The Gibson Special.

by Captain, my ex-captain May 4, 2015

Gibson SG

The absolute best guitar. Raspy, crunchy, bluesy, unmatched in it's ability to rock.

Clapton, Tony, Hendrix, and best of all, Angus use(d) the Gibson SG.

by Slatte November 27, 2007

Gibbs Slap

Made famous by Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Mark Harmon) on the t.v. show NCIS, this is an open-handed slap to the back of the head. This is usually done in response to an act of stupidity. Done in a half-serious way to show power.

Once at work, I was playing Tetris on my computer. When the boss saw, he Gibbs slapped the hell outta me!

by Mr._ December 2, 2009

Mel Gibson

A great friend to the jewish people. As much has been proved under the influence of an extremely potent truth drug.

Mel Gibson: Fucking Jews...The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.

by vaiz August 1, 2006

gibson les paul

An extremely good guitar. see les paul crazy train explains it all.

this guitar is so good it makes you hot in the pants at just a glance alone.

by n333m October 24, 2004

Gibson-Day

The 7th February where Gibson is celebrated in Gaymers.

"hey are you coming to celebrate Gibson-Day?"
"Of course i'm coming, it's the most important day of the year!"
"See you then!"

by Jebruhh February 5, 2021

Techno Gibbon

One who, upon hearing the sound of techno music will proceed to dance around in the style of a gibbon. A truly magical sight to behold.

There is only one true techno gibbon and his name is chris. He swings from the trees like no other.

This is techno and this is my fist.

"Here comes that Techno Gibbon." Upon seeing Chris dance in a rather frantic, rhythmic fashion.

by Pelican Dan May 26, 2010