ghetto mart

The Elm Street Walmart in the ghetto of Erie, PA.

It is located at 2711 Elm St, Erie, PA.

Yo ma nigga! Me and Shaniqua are going to tha ghetto mart.

by hemp112 December 13, 2012

GHETTOBILLY

An urban hillbilly.

Take a rambunctious boy with Hillbilly parents, raise him in white-trash ghetto, let him listen to all the Rockabilly music he wants - what do you get? "GHETTOBILLY"

by GHETTOBILLY September 23, 2011

ghetto losh

The act of applying ghetto losh entails the following: a ghetto male or female finds themselves in need of some relief from their ashy skin. In this instance, said ghetto male or female applies copious amounts of ghetto losh, an elixir also known as water, to their ashy skin. Happiness ensues. Caution: not nearly as effective as white people lotion or Vaseline. So basically, it's water...

"Yo my nigga my elbows be ashy af! Hit me up wit some losh!"

"Na I ain't got none. Hit up the sink for some high quality ghetto losh!"

by Olizabeth February 7, 2014

ghetto scientist

Someone from the hood who figures out a new scam.

That grifter is a real ghetto scientist!

by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020

Ghetto COVID Test

When instead of going to a testing site and getting tested for COVID-19, you ask your homeboy to ejaculate in your nose. If the sperm lives, you do not have COVID-19.

Yo homeboy just gave me the Ghetto COVID Test, turns out I'm negative!

by Chief Investigator November 2, 2020

ghetto key

1.) A tool, usually "T" shaped, used at the meter to cut the water service back on after it has been disconnected, usually due to non payment.
2.) Any tool used to turn a utility back on illegally.
3.) In some regions, any device or object used to gain illegal entry into a structure, building or site.

"My water has been cut off. Do you have a ghetto key I can borrow?

by Frank Brown April 3, 2008

ghetto wind chime

Any car with an alarm which is consistently activated by the slightest movement or vibration. Every low-income neighborhood has at least a few ghetto wind chimes present at all times. Frequently parked near sketch pads.

There are way too many ghetto wind chimes around here...they start sounding off every time a bird takes a shit on someone's windshield.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 28, 2008