GERTY

A talking computer in the 2009 movie "Moon". Voiced by Kevin Spacey.

Sam: You need to get laid.
I'm going to go back to work.

GERTY: :D

by Jimmy Man December 18, 2010

Gertay

a gertay is a naked sky diving party hosted by a ''german man'', who is in a mid life / identity crisis , his girlfriend is bisexual and loves other women eventhough most of the time she is straight and only has threesomes with other women and of course gert.
The folks there usually have every type of anal wart you can think of,they are mid 20's to early 70's and think there really hip and cool.

hansgertoni: mm i like that young virgin over there lets set up a gertay weee..

niamh:wanna play lil hannah??

six year old hannah: is this a game?

by gerting April 6, 2009

gert lush

The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.

"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"

by tom December 26, 2004

Gerzain

The humble giant, soon to be 6'4 has an enlarged penis that stretches beyond the Earth's existence! Craziest thing is when he swings his mastodon wiggler it wipes out entire solar systems. Alien populated planets who have witnessed the force of the wiggler have gave the staff its grand alias known as THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION. the swing causes nearby galaxies to move through the cosmos at hyper speed. This phenomenon is known as Galactic Getsuga Tensho!
If you are blessed to be in the presence of Gerzain you will become sanctified and see god !

"BRO DEAD ASS GOT A GERZAIN WIGGLER"
"Damn baby that shit had me feeling like Gerzain is the MAYYYYNNNNEEE ;) "

by Get Ready To Wiggle August 6, 2020

Aunt Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. The creatures putrid bowl movements force all civilization within a 25 mile radius to evacuate to the nearest bomb shelter until the toxic gases have been omitted from the area. However, that plot of land will be inhabitable for years to come. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“I cant believe someone left cheese laying around! Aunt Gertrude The Third is going to force us into quarantine for weeks!”

by Georgetta Stone June 15, 2022

Gerta

Actually the best Girlfriend you can have.She's every man's dream but she is a hard catch and almost impossible to date.She always knows how to make you smile, even when you're mad.She will care for you no matter what, even when hated she will love you.She tends to fall for the wrong type, but in the end she will never give up on someone she loves.She will trust you very easily and she will do anything to bring you happiness.She can do anything she sets her mind to,she's wonderful,very stubborn,and a little psycho but very very cute.She's smart and successful but usually underestimated, making her intellect that much more dangerous.

Guy 1: "Her name is Gerta? No way, dude go talk to her"

Guy 2:"Her name's Gerta man I have no chance"
Guy 1: I wanna fuck her so bad
Guy 2; You can't!
Guy 1: Why do you think so dude?
Guy 2:Because she doesn't like you so you will end or her best friend or a person she hates and will never talk to you and will block you in every social media!!!

by champion324 December 24, 2017

gertering

Something a gutt does that is especially gutty.

The other day, this gutt was gertering all over my lawn.

by a babies goad April 13, 2017