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Geriatwink 

A portmanteau of “geriatric” and “twink” that describes an older gay gentleman who still believes he passes for a twink.
“Look at that tragic geriatwink over there with the grey hair and shaved chest trying to find a daddy.”
Geriatwink by Daddy Alabaster February 9, 2023

geriatric millennial 

A geriatric millennial is a millennial on the cusp. The oldest breed of millennial out there but still acts like a true millennial.
I'm 36 years old, they call me a geriatric millennial

Geriapptric 

An old person who doesn't like/see the point in/understand the apps on an Apple ipod touch or iphone.
"What's doodle-jump? Man, your such a geriapptric"
Geriapptric by CodexRios April 22, 2010

geriasterisk 

Someone who appears to be significantly older than their actual age.
Ted is just a such a geriasterisk. He just turned 40, but he always gets the senior discount.
geriasterisk by JChill June 23, 2011

gerihatric 

when a person hooks up with with three elderly people, also referred to as cougars.
tom was killin it at the club last night. he brought home three cougars. tom definitely scored the gerihatric
gerihatric by gmorrissey September 8, 2011

geriatric organ grinder 

An older woman that rubs on, hugs, kisses, touches awkwardly a younger man in front of people to give impression something more is going on than is.
At the club my best friends mom turns into a geriatric organ grinder.