gertard

A language said whilst sober, but when spoken sounds like a drunk retarded German.

Gelia: Hey what's up?

Gadison: Uhh not mercher er but I is goin to sleep looter.

Gelia: What? Are you speaking Gertard?

by nellyjellybelly April 18, 2014

gotard

1. n. Refers to a person who is dumb, usually used in the context of a mindless action.

1. He's such a gotard.

by V February 15, 2004

gotards

One who is mentally handicaped. WBLI Ingredient D

Gotards, gotards GO!!!

by The Admiral July 23, 2003

gotard

(noun) A busy body, someone who is always "on the go". Busy to a fault. go-tards may become frazzled if they cannot find something to keep themsleves occupied. obsessive-compulsive.

Jerry has been running around doing errands and he missed the game. what a go-tard!

That's the third time Sherri has cleaned the kitchen today! what a go-tard!

by go-tard October 22, 2003

geetard

one who is guitarded

That geetard just tried to convince me that those humbuckers were single coils!

by Omar Churchill March 3, 2011

gotard

one whose going is slowed

Patrick Smyth has been a gotard since his illness

by Danny Schimdt April 18, 2003

geitarded

As our principal said that he would give denentions if we described someting as "gay" or "retarded", we combined the too...

something that is whack, retarded, and gay all at the same time.

1) that question was so geitarded...
2) look at that geitard in the burberry knock off shoes...

by Peter Pappas December 10, 2004